Got Nookie?

#anime! buffer saved on Mon Sep 27 23:11:00 1999
<Shukaido> Someone with a female nick is on and Zeede already tries to make with the mackin' stuff.
<KyouWorkn> heheh B)
<Zeede> shuk: dude! Lan is her real name, and Lan can be a vietnamese name!
<Zeede> (oh...why do I even bother trying to justify myself... ~_~)
<Shukaido> Zeede: Hmm... or maybe it was just short for... local area network? ;D
<Zeede> ...
<Dangerboy> zeede was gonna put the moves on her? :O
<KyouWorkn> hehehe B)
* Zeede tosses Shuk into a pit full of lesbians.
<Shukaido> Zeede really needs to bust a nut in some poor girl's magical hairy bear-cave.
<Zeede> ...
<Shukaido> Zeede: And this is a bad thing...?
<Zeede> no he doesn't >_<
<Shukaido> Zeede: I dunno, couldn't hurt!
<Zeede> no...it probably wouldn't hurt at all. Probably the opposite
<Shukaido> Zeede: Well, you put that much effort into getting some gf, should get some results! ;)
<Zeede> "results" can be things like kisses, doesn't have to be sex
<Shukaido> Zeede: Or result could be, dunno... gf? :)
<Zeede> ooh, yeah, that too, hehehe
<Shukaido> Zeede: And then one usually flows from the other, hehehe
* Dangerboy thinks about if or a sec....she was on how long and zeede replied how fast? new record right? :)
<Zeede> dude!
* Zeede doesn't think it'd be worth the effort to explain himself... ~_~
<Shukaido> Zeede: Explain what? 
<Zeede> explain why I tried to speak vietnamese to Lan!
<Shukaido> Zeede: To be friendly? I mean, that's what I'm assuming here. What I've been working off of. :)
<Dangerboy> zeede: is that the language of luuuuuv?
<KyouWorkn> how can you explain the inherent actions of your testicles!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Exactly!
<Zeede> kyou: ...
<KyouWorkn> guys will be guys! makin' on gurlz!
* Zeede gives up and goes back to writing the dialogue.
<KyouWorkn> dialogue of luuuuuvvv~~~
*** Dangerboy changes topic to "<Kyou> how can you explain the inherent actions of your testicles!"
<KyouWorkn> hehehe B)
* Zeede smacks Kyou.
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: I mean, the day I shout WHY! at my nads and they answer back, then I will be able to explain! Until then, no!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: wahahahaha
<Dangerboy> shu: now *there* was a visual image ^o^;;
<Komatsu> shuk: heheheheh.
<KyouWorkn> yeah, I can see that now.. shuk be havin' a yellin' fit at his testicles peepin outta his pants.. penis with mouth all yappin' and nutsack squirming around to try to punch shuks in the face!
<KyouWorkn> yap yap yap!
<KyouWorkn> hehehe B)
* Zeede has the urge to...start that Iparty server program...
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: When they go, "We just want our fun dip in the sweet pool of womanly folds and musky scent and exotic flavorful emissions! That is all! Now work to make it so!" then I will run to the mountaintop and proclaim the answer for all! But that day is nigh in the future, it is!
<KyouWorkn> wahahahahaha
<KyouWorkn> shuks tellin' the unwashed masses like it is!
<KyouWorkn> preach it brotha!
<Chihua^2> Shu: man, you should get a job in the porn biz writing shit...
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: I shall! Can I get an amen!
<Dangerboy> would that mean shu would have to get his penis drunk before he whacks off , since it would now have intelligence?
<Dangerboy> amen!
<Shukaido> Chihua^2: Man, the greatest credit ever in a porn flick I saw... "Script by: Phoebe Caulfield."
<KyouWorkn> amen, brotha shuks!
<Shukaido> Dangerboy: Man how the hell I gonna get my dick drunk, it don't intake! Exit only!
<KyouWorkn> shuks gotta stick some alcohol-laced q-tip up his penis!
<Dangerboy> shu: you'd find way. =)
<Dangerboy> gahahaha
<KyouWorkn> or some straw hooked up to a siphon!
<KyouWorkn> pump that shit up your penis! go go go!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man cannot explain why his groin naturally gravitates toward short skirt exhibiting panties clinging gracefully to curvy bottom! It is like asking why does the bird take wing, why does the grass grow so green green green!
<KyouWorkn> yeah!
<KyouWorkn> let nature take its course!
<KyouWorkn> don't fight it!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man I'd have to, I dunno, train my dick to do some inhale action... some vacuum pump!
<KyouWorkn> penis doin' jumping jumps in the name of love!
<Dangerboy> shu: man you'd suck little man in the boat right up!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: It is all to satisfy two little clumps of like boogers in some hairy sweaty bag hanging from our groin! It's so sad!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: yeah!
<Shukaido> Dangerboy: Oh man, talk about swelling!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: I mean, man, what the fuck, almost makes you want to question why, but you can't! Just gotta keep on trying to obey!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: In fact, right now mine demand a scratching!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: well, goddam do what nature intended and scratch it!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: and if you give yourself pleasure, no biggie! that's what nature intended as well! only that's just dessert after dinner!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah! So why does Zeede feel the need to explain his actions! When it is all according to some divine plan that man is not seen fit to know the intricacies of, yet must follow!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Nature demands surges in Kleenex stock!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: all he shoulda said was, my testicles made me do it! easy! no biggie! no further explaination needed!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Really, there's not much else you can say! Unless you're emmo, in which case you can say that your cat walked across the keyboard!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: all the guys woulda gone, yeaahh.. I hear ya, man! nod their heads in unison and go damn, zeede tells it like it is!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man, instead gotta be all evasive and make wavy eyes... my nutsack commands is all that needs to be said!
<KyouWorkn> and the married dudes! well, you can't listen to them cause you know that's their wimmin talkin'!
<KyouWorkn> yeah!
<KyouWorkn> be a man! a MAN!
<Zeede> man, are you guys still talking about this???
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: The ones whose testicles have been invaded and assimilated by the fallopian swarm!
<KyouWorkn> none of this wussy "........"!
<KyouWorkn> heheheh B)
<Zeede> I'm a wuss! I proudly proclaim my wussdom! So leave me out of this conversation already!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Well, do you or do you not admit that your testicles were behind the bulk of your actions!
<Zeede> shuk: hmmm
<Zeede> shuk: tonight, or in general? ^_^
<Zeede> hehehehehehe
<KyouWorkn> zeede: and don't tell me your testicles aren't sweatin!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Man!
<KyouWorkn> a simple yes or no!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Someone get the shears! We got ourselves a HEDGE here!
<Zeede> testicles...sweat?
<KyouWorkn> wahahbahahaha
<Zeede> hedge? what?
<KyouWorkn> get that chainsaw!
<Zeede> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<Shukaido> Oh my God, Zeede has never experienced ballsack perspiration!
<Zeede> X_x
<Shukaido> No wonder Zeede is all in denial of their innate power! They are weak from years of mad chafing inside his pretty polka-dotted panties!
<KyouWorkn> time to cut that ballsack off with a dull spork!
<KyouWorkn> oh man.. wahahahaha
<Shukaido> Zeede: Just say... I did it all for the nookie!
<Zeede> kyou: leave my scrotum alone you...you...Lionel! Hehehe
<KyouWorkn> for nookie! easy!
<KyouWorkn> just say you did it for nookie!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah!
* KyouWorkn fondles kog.. see! I did *this* for nookie!
<Kentarou> hmmm this sounds like a recap from my sex ed class from today
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: The song sucks, but the line retains its powerful degree of truth!
<Zeede> confessions taken under extreme duress have no value!
<Shukaido> Zeede just gotta say, "No I didn't do it with some pretense of just being a friendly-type guy, I did it with the intense hope that perhaps this will be the first line exchanged between me and a possible future repository for millions of my squirming love-tadpoles! I did it all for the nookie!"
<Zeede> shuk: I did not do it all for the nookie!!!
<KyouWorkn> nothin' wrong with nookies, man! 
<Shukaido> Zeede: Man, there was some mistake... you were fitted with the wrong parts at the factory..
<KyouWorkn> wars were started so dudes could get nookie at home and across seas!
<Zeede> shuk: what? Screw you!
<KyouWorkn> taxes were made so old government dudes could get some kwallittee nookie at old folk's home!
<Zeede> shuk: I will admit, I did it 
<Zeede> *partially* for the nookie! But not *all* for the nookie!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Bwahahahahahaha
<KyouWorkn> dudes go to school so they can get some educated nookie!
* Zeede throws his hands up! GAH!
<KyouWorkn> dudes work 12 hours a day so they can get some nookie in a posh home!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Oh man, well there's some hope! Maybe them things swishing about between your legs got some juice left in them!
<KyouWorkn> dudes have sex changes so they can experiment with other kinda nookie!
*** Zeede changes topic to "The world does not revolve around nookie!!!"
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Gahahahahaha
<KyouWorkn> peace agreements are settled so soldiers can go back home and get some nookie!
<Zeede> shuk: of COURSE they have some juice *left*, where the hell would they have gone???
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Doods get their pieces snipped off and then reattached so they can regain their enthusiasm for the nookie!
<KyouWorkn> dudes robbin' homes so they can sell off the junk, make some dough, and get some nookie!
<Jubei-> I did it for the nookie, so you can take that cookie and stick it up your own ass!
<KyouWorkn> stocks go up so salarymen can celebrate and get some nookie!
<Shukaido> Zeede: I dunno, sucked up into your body and transmogrified into some ovaries!
<Zeede> I have a headache now...
<KyouWorkn> jubei gonna lose weight so he can get some nookie!
<Zeede> shuk: WHAT are you SMOKING????
<Jubei-> kyou; DAMN STRAIGHT!
<KyouWorkn> see! you see!
<KyouWorkn> raider3 gonna start seein' a doctor so he can get some nookie!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Nothing! My nads be smoking tho!
<Zeede> gah fine, I want nookie, are you happy?
<KyouWorkn> clinton gets nookie! he must be doin' something right!
<KyouWorkn> goddam, that took a while, didn't it
<Shukaido> Zeede: Well there!
<KyouWorkn> nati needs some nookie
<Zeede> man! I feel like I've been verbally raped or something! GAH
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: I mean, the lengths we gotta go through!
<Infinati> kyou: plenty of supply around...
<Zeede> what, now you think I'm gonna thank you for *that*???
<Shukaido> Zeede: What lengths? Man you gotta like stop going nah I am not interested in that sorta thing!
<Zeede> shuk: I am interested of course, but it's not the *only* thing I'm interested in!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Well but you are like nah I just wanna be friendly and like get to know some girl... and like nookie plays no significant part in my actions or motivations towards these actions!
<Zeede> well if nookie played no part, I'd be all friendly w/ guys too, now wouldn't I???
<Shukaido> Zeede: Well, you are friendly with guys! But that is only natural! Gotta get the best info on the nookie from your grunting fellow dude types!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Get the nookie lowdown!
<Zeede> Nookie Lowdown, what, is that some weekly magazine???
<Zeede> Nookie Rave!? Hehehehe
<Dangerboy> =:O
<Zeede> gahaahahaaha
<Dangerboy> man I'll take it..will have..special issure on Nail Places ;)
<Shukaido> Zeede wasn't properly introduced to manhood... probably needs to go to that island or whatever Touya was talking about yesterday, where old men instill the seed of manhood in young boys by... filling them with their seed! Yeah!
<Zeede> nono, they drink it
<Zeede> I forget what they're called, my neighbor was studying them
* Jubei- would go to a nookie rave
<Shukaido> Zeede: Whatever, either way your spilled your cup hehehe
<Infinati> nono they get it up the ass touya said
<Zeede> oh yeah, they give blow jobs, the seed is supposed to make them more manly
<Shukaido> Infinati: Yeah!
<Zeede> nati: he didn't seem so sure about that
<Infinati> well hell go ask him
<Shukaido> Whatever, questions about the delivery method are irrelevant! The manhood spunk is indeed introduced into the nubile lad one way or another!
<Zeede> mebbe there's more than one of these tribes in New Zealand
<Zeede> shuk: this is true
<Zeede> shuk: so...why aren't you in New Zealand already? ^_^
<Shukaido> Zeede: I am too preoccupied with my domestic nookie obligations!
<Zeede> man! That island holds the nookie mecca for you! Go to it!
<Zeede> go! go! go!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Man, they will see me and they will turn me back, lest I overload some poor youngster's nadules with my greatly enhanced buttermilk!
<Zeede> shuk: they will just call you "Sexican" and you will go down in their history books! Shaman will tell tales of the "Sexican" for generations to come!
<Zeede> ooh, an unintentional pun!
<Zeede> gah, what am I saying?
<Shukaido> Zeede: Gahahahahahaha
* Zeede bangs his head on his desk.
<Dangerboy> New Zeedeland?
<Jubei-> bwahahahaha
* Zeede bangs his head on DB.
<KyouWorkn> wahahahaha
<Shukaido> We have succeeded in unleashing the dormant demands for nookie lying deep within Zeede's sack!
<Dangerboy> =;O man get your nookie craving had away from me!
<Zeede> noooooooooooooooooo
<Zeede> hahahahaha
<Komatsu> spewwwwwwwwwwwww.
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man gaze upon our work and be glad!
<Dangerboy> goddamn..this fucking game went past $100 again! wtf!
<Zeede> shuk: you should be ashamed of corrupting an innocent boy!
<Shukaido> Zeede: I have done nothing of the sort... I have merely enabled you to be at one with your testicles.
<Shukaido> Or is that be at three with your testicles? Whatever!
<Zeede> ...
<Jubei-> sploot sploot sploot
<Zeede> >_<
<Shukaido> Zeede: Now repeat after me: I want to push, push, in the bush!
<Zeede> I want to smack, smack, Shuk in the groin!
<Shukaido> Zeede: That don't rhyme!
<Zeede> well I sure ain't gonna smack Shuk in the sack!
<Zeede> gahahahaha
<Shukaido> Zeede: That's better!
<KyouWorkn> wahahaha
<KyouWorkn> oh goddam, I gotta log this one...
<Shukaido> Zeede: That's letting all that aggressive nookie-fueled behavior loose!
<Zeede> kyou: WHAT?
<Zeede> "You require more nookien gas."
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah! We got Zeede to like finally admit this whole nice guy stuff is all a sham! Shielding his true desires for mad nookie stylings!
<Zeede> what, I never admitted anything like that!
<Shukaido> Zeede: It's somewhere back there!
<Zeede> shuk: no it isn't!
<KyouWorkn> shuk: yeah!
<KyouWorkn> some kinda historical moment here! must save it for posterity!
<Zeede> ...
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah! It's historical! The IRC log that turned Zeede into a MAN!
<Matsubue> zugzug!
<KyouWorkn> zeede da nooksmeistah!
<Puar-chan> hiya
<Zeede> sanche!
<Zeede> help me!
<Puar-chan> hihi zeede
<Puar-chan> zeede: whats wrong
* Zeede hides behind sanche.
<Zeede> sanche: Shuk and Kyou are making me say bad things!
<Shukaido> Zeede cowers in fear at the newly realized waves of power emanating from his awakened loins!
* Zeede kicks at Shuk from behind sanche.
<KyouWorkn> oh blame it all on us! for YOUR actions!
<Zeede> no way!
<Puar-chan> zeede: aye! no kick me hermano!
<Zeede> err
<peto> hey puar
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man we only got him to admit what he truly desires!
<Puar-chan> hihi peto
<KyouWorkn> we are mere witnesses only pointing out your true nature! the nature of nookie!
<Zeede> I guess it is, hehe, but that's not the point!
<Puar-chan> it's all about the nookie
<Zeede> aaaaaaahhhhh
* Zeede sobs.
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: The power nookie holds over him!
<KyouWorkn> even puar and penpen need nookie! 
<Shukaido> Puar-chan: Yeah! :D
<penpen> me specially
* Zeede has been betrayed by his sanche! ;_;
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah! From each other! Whoa baby!
<KyouWorkn> you gonna let some girls get nookie before you! be a MAN!
<Puar-chan> betrayed! :P
<Jubei-> The power of Nookie compels you! The power of Nookie compels you!
<Puar-chan> zeede: just give in to the dark side....let the nookie be your guide
<KyouWorkn> nothing wrong with nookie! everyone is doin' it! 
<Jubei-> now theres a Disney song for the 90s
<Zeede> :-(
<KyouWorkn> it's the IN thing! nookie!
<Shukaido> Puar-chan: Ain't nothing wrong with a guy admitting that the nookie is the guiding light, now is there?
<Zeede> "Nookie. It's what for dinner."
<Zeede> aaah!
<KyouWorkn> Powered by Nookie!
<Puar-chan> shuk: well if he denies it he's lying
<Puar-chan> heh
<Jubei-> iNookie
<Zeede> I do not deny the nookie!
<Shukaido> Puar-chan: See? Gotta just, you know, be one with your awful animalistic nature!
<Zeede> it is not 100% about the nookie, that is all!
<Puar-chan> zeede: 99%
<KyouWorkn> zeede's cute lil peepee probably peekin' outta his pockets goin' "eh? Did someone say McNookie?"
<Shukaido> Puar-chan: There you go!
<Zeede> puar: ;_;
<Shukaido> Strange new urges being given birth in Zeede's crotch right now!
<KyouWorkn> lil Mexican zeede thinking, goddam, Yo Quiero Nookie Bell!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Nah, going Yo Quiero Taco Smell!
<Zeede> no! It should be about love, friendship, and all that smarmy stuff!
<KyouWorkn> nutsack squirming around all ready for pleasin' time!
<Shukaido> Zeede: And nookie!
<Puar-chan> zeede: return to earth please
<Zeede> puar: no, I like floating in the smarmasphere!
<Shukaido> Zeede is like trying to rise above when he is up to his eyebrows in the nookie miasma!
<Jubei-> no must live int the Twatmosphere!
<KyouWorkn> zeede gettin' all heady now cause he's drugged out on pent-up bodily fluids! ain't gettin' no nookie tonight!
<Zeede> kyou: ain't ever got nookie!
<KyouWorkn> lookit good ol nati over there! see how calm and fit he is! that's cause he's got nookie!
<KyouWorkn> headaches are caused by too much nookie! yes, there IS such a thing!
<Zeede> what sorry state of affairs is it if all I want is nookie!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Just gotta say... the smarmy stuff is swell, but the nasty nookie needs reign supereme!
<KyouWorkn> nothing wrong with nookie! that's all we say! so if you be hittin' on some laydee again, just say, oh, I'm sorry, guys! I just needed my nookie.. and we'll go, aw man, I hear ya! I hear ya! that's cool, man! we all need nookie!
<Zeede> shuk: hmm, I can agree with that...
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Yeah! And don't act all offended if we go, there was another attempt at securing a sizable share of nookie, it was!
<KyouWorkn> zeede is surrounded by nookies! stella got nookie.. hoku got nookie.. penpen got nookie.. puar got nookie.. DB got nookie.. shuks got nookie.. shogun even got nookie! kags and akane got nookie... kageneko got nookie.. emmo got nookie.. matsu got nookie.. phil got nookie... hell! I'm runnin' outta fingers! 
<KyouWorkn> plenty of nookies to go around! almost as big as the national surplus!
<curse> It's a nookie world!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Man gotta strike DB from the list! Hahahaha
<KyouWorkn> shuk: wahahahahaha
<KyouWorkn> you gonna let clinton decide what to do with YOUR nookie! I do not think so!
<Shukaido> curse maybe got nookie! Probably! Cute nookie, too!
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Our nookies, ourselves!
<KyouWorkn> take control of your nookie! your future! your right! your nookie! be proud! stand tall! be firm! in nookie we trust! and god bless nookie!
<Shukaido> Oh man Kyou speaking like the true soldier on the front lines to make sure a greater portion of the world's best nookie remains in US hands! God bless you, Kyou!
<Chihua^2> ...
* curse has no cute nookie!
<Dangerboy> list? <back tracks>...oh nookie list..yeah i'm not on that guest list ;)
<KyouWorkn> hehehe B)
<KyouWorkn> that's right!
* Stella` pops Kyou
<Chihua^2> Man, can see Shu salutin' the flag and swelling his chest with pride at the thought of that U.S. of A nookie! Wipe away that tear!
<KyouWorkn> all zeede gotta do is stick some little american flag on a toothpick and jam it into his peepee and wave it loud and proud! god bless nookie!
<Zeede> (ow)
<Puar-chan> ouch
<Komatsu> ow......
<Shukaido> Zeede will make the sacrifice for the security of domestic nookie affairs!
<Zeede> man, so I'm a smarmy romantic, that is ok! Being a romantic doesn't mean there's no nooking on the "To do" list!
<Zeede> it's just not the only thing on the list!
<Arcfire> Zeede loves his nooks and fannies!
<Shukaido> Zeede: Yeah, just learn to like not take offense at the suggestion that his desires are motivated not a little by the nookie!
<Puar-chan> all roads lead to nookie...
<Stella`> Kyou: where are my pictures!?
<Zeede> shuk: that's not what you were suggesting!
<Shukaido> Puar-chan: Amen sister!
<Arcfire> Kyou spreading stella's pics on the newsgroups!
* Chihua^2 pulls on his fatigues and laces up his boots...time to march off to war...er, the bar...
<Shukaido> Zeede: What, I am suggesting what I always suggested!
<KyouWorkn> zeede will be national hero! sculpture on some pedastal, defender of nookie! followed by museums, trade shows, e-nookie websites, and t-shirts! and not to be outdone, the toilet paper industry will come out with special edition of pics of zeede and his nookie smilin' pretty for you to squirt your nookie into!
<Zeede> ....
<Zeede> ew!
* Dangerboy oh mans oh mans...akane having eeeeeevil plans for game room heheheheeh
<Komatsu> heheheheh.
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: Gahahahahahahaha
<Zeede> although a statue...hmmm...hehehe
<KyouWorkn> stella: I am workin' on it! too busy with.. nookie on this fuckin' channel and other websites!
<KyouWorkn> hehehe B)
<Stella`> ^^;
<Stella`> boohoohoo
<Stella`> I'm on the bottom of Kyou's list
<Arcfire> Cool! There really IS an enookie.com website!
<Arcfire> *** Looking up www.enookie.com
<Arcfire> *** Resolved www.enookie.com to 209.67.50.203
<Shukaido> KyouWorkn: You've been drawn in!
* Zeede wonders if there's a Nookieholics Anonymous.
End of #anime! buffer Mon Sep 27 23:11:00 1999