Got fruit?   Meowa's Oranges and then some...

Session Start: Tue Jan 26 11:25:59 1999

* Shogun wonders if Mara feasted on pizza yesterday
<pomru> pizza...
* pomru tries to jump-start himself with a mug of coffee.
* Shogun beats Pomru for not showing up at the meeting and helping to eat the pizz
<pomru> Shogun: I overslept. ^_^;;;;
<Shogun> What?
* Shogun watched movies even later that night and still woke up at 8 (without an alarm clock) and ran errands and made copies before the meeting!
<pomru> Shogun: O=B
* Shogun also walked barefoot over a snow covered hill to make it to the meeting!
<Akane> Shogun sounds like some old man going "I walked barefoot to school when I was young, and damnit I liked it!" :)
<meowaNVTS> shogun: i didn't take no pizza
<meowaNVTS> paco: you're a high priest now ^_^
<Paco-Paco> meowabuns!
<Paco-Paco> i am?
<Paco-Paco> hehehe
<meowaNVTS> paco: keeper of the sacred oranges
* Paco-Paco keeps oranges?
* Shinohara plots to kill the high priest and steal the oranges for himself! muahahahahahah
<emerson> not just any oranges.
<Chico-San> shino: eeeeewwwwwwww
<Chico-San> shino: now why would you wanna do..THAT?!
* Shogun wishes that women would fawn on me like Mara fawns on Paco! ;_;
<Shinohara> Chico: you must be unaware of what the sacred oranges are capable of...
<meowaNVTS> oh man..they gona have rematch on H night?
<Paco-Paco> shogun: but they won't!
<meowaNVTS> hmmm
<Paco-Paco> hmm..
* meowaNVTS thinks she needs to go around on a search and destroy mission of all the logs from this morning...
* Paco-Paco wonders if they are frost bitten california oranges
* PsycoStrm backs up his log
<meowaNVTS> pah
<Chico-San> shino: hm...you mean...those oranges are capable of giving...the sacred juice!?!?
<Shogun> Frigid and shriveled up oranges?
<Chico-San> shino: actually...let me take that back
* meowaNVTS smacks paco around for his ignorance
<Shinohara> Chico: yeah, you better. ;)
<Chico-San> shino: I think we should just..leave this topic..be...
<Paco-Paco> meowa: hehehe
<Shinohara> Chico: what, you don't like talking about girls' oranges?
<meowaNVTS> paco: you are proving yourself unworthy
<Paco-Paco> meowa: er..
<Shinohara> woo woo! high priest position may be opening up!
<Touya> Shino the Cleric?
<Chico-San> shino: YOU wanna be the high priest of them sacred oranges?!
<Chico-San> shino: man, what's WRONG with you!?
<Moku-sick> the Orange Priest?
<Shinohara> Chico: hell, I wanna be the high priest of a girl's oranges SOONER OR LATER!
<Chico-San> shino: man....
<Moku-sick> Shino's some pedophile!
<Shinohara> Chico: and if you don't, you be lying...
<Touya> Pedohara?
<Touya> Hmm... that accounting lady is always cooking something that smells really good for lunch...
* Touya wants diced chicken cubes and gravy now...
<kken> yeah a girl's oranges!
<kken> nothing wrong with a girl's oranges!
<kken> now a guy's oranges, that's a whole nother story!
<Shinohara> kken: if a guy has oranges, he has other problems...
<meowaNVTS> kken: man..if a guy is walking abotu with oranges...hell..how in the world IS he walking around with oranges?!
* Touya ponders sushi lunch or chinese lunch...
<meowaNVTS> touya: $1 chinese!!
<Paco-Paco> $1 is a lot of money..
* Touya hrms...
* kken plays with maawa's oranges
<meowaNVTS> kken: HEY!! only the high priest gets to touch the sacred oranges!
* Shogun plays with Rabi's oranges while kken is preoccupied
<Shinohara> Rabi has oranges?
* meowaNVTS beats kken over the head with a bag of potatoes
* Paco-Paco cuts off the hands of kken the infidel
<Shinohara> hmm... and meowa offered her orange to me this morning...
* kken plays with paco's oranges
<meowaNVTS> shino:i offered you A orange..not MY oranges
<Shinohara> meowa: you were not specific!
* Touya huggles muimui.
<Chico-San> heheh and shino was so hard up cause he thought he got an orange!!
<meowaNVTS> man..
<meowaNVTS> all shino thinks about is getting my oranges...
* pomru mentions dangos because Shogun will mention them sooner or later.
<meowaNVTS> MALE!
* kken plays some more with maawa's oranges
<Shinohara> meowa: FEMALE!
<o_O> hmmm
<Shinohara> kken: are you left or right handed?
<o_O> meowa's cat must have eaten houseplants or something..
<kken> Shino: right
* Paco-Paco chains kken to a spanking machine
<Shinohara> kken: hmm... ok
* meowaNVTS locks kken into a room full of old ocmputers that won't let him play any games at all
<Shinohara> kken: you can use your right hand, I'll use my left... orange squeezing time!
* kken writes a book of poems on the old computer entitled "Ode to Maawa's Oranges"
<Chico-San> man shino and kken juicing meowa in public! how obscene!
<kken> Shino: woo woo!
<kken> "how do i live maawa's oranges? let me count the ways."
<kken> "her oranges are supple for any of the week's days."
<Touya> Woo woo!
<kken> "her oranges are bright, like the sun's light rays."
<Shinohara> kken: hmmm... I would love to stay and grope oranges with you, but I gots a credit card bill to straighten out... happy squeezing
* meowaNVTS prods paco
<kken> "her oranges are firm, like a casaba melon."
<Shinohara> Paco is not defending the sacred oranges!
<Paco-Paco> meowa: huh?
<Touya> Hmm... imagine Ken the beatnik.
<meowaNVTS> why ain't you defending the sacred oranges!!
<Touya> with his little black beret.
<kken> "her oranges are rich, makes me want to be a felon."
<Chico-San> G: he WAS an english major ya know...
<kken> *snap snap*
<Shinohara> bwahahaahahhaahahaha
<kken> "her oranges are big, drives me crazy like Weldon."
<Shinohara> ^O^
<Chico-San> kken: bwhahahahahahahhahahah
<Paco-Paco> ouch..
<kken> "her oranges are juicy, makes me want to scream."
<kken> "her oranges are milky, i feel i'm in a dream."
<kken> "her oranges are tasty, if you know what i mean."
*** kken was kicked by Paco-Paco (must defend oranges!)
* Shinohara gets a nosebleed
* Hamusutaa sneaks in.
<o_O> wahahahahhaha
*** Paco-Paco was kicked by Hamusutaa (my turn!)
*** Paco-Paco (~luke@208-216-180-101.amazon.com) has joined #anime!
<Touya> Chico: Requires being able to essentially write a language.
<Shinohara> Coup! Coup for the oranges!
<Paco-Paco> meowa: gah
<Chico-San> G: well depends on how refined you want yer text parser to be
<kken> time for me to read my next passage from "Ode to Maawa's Oranges"... this poem is entitled "Oranges, they do your hands tood."
<kken> "My hands are fidgetity, there's nothing to do."
<Shinohara> kken: yeah man... crazy!
<Chico-San> meowa: yeah yer oranges were being contested heavily!
<Shinohara> psycho: you logging this?
<meowaNVTS> chico: yes....
<kken> "But lo and behold, here comes maawa with her new hairdo."
<kken> "Swinging her hips, she looks like Carmella,"
* Touya gives mehwah some Plate Mail +1.
* Conty feels ill...
<kken> "She flashes her oranges, like Fonda's Barbarella."
<Shinohara> bwahahahahah
<kken> "My hands start to stray, like the wacked out Beastie Boys,"
<kken> "Finding their way, over to Maawa's toys."
<Shinohara> o_o
<o_O> o_O
<Chico-San> shino: man now look what you've started..now we'll have to listen to kken babble about meowa's oranges all day!
<kken> "'These are my oranges,' says Maawa so sweet,"
<Chico-San> googly did a double take!
<Shinohara> Chico: groooooooovaaaaay!
<Chico-San> shino: man.....
<Shinohara> Chico: shagdelic!
<kken> "Better get busy, like the french say, tout suite!"
<Hamusutaa> Is it my imagination or is kken starting to rhyme?
<Chico-San> shino: hehehehe
<kken> *snap snap*
<Shinohara> bwahaahahahahahahahah
* Shinohara falls off his chair
* Shinohara should send this log to Kyou...
<meowaNVTS> is he done?
<meowaNVTS> shino: you were logging??
<Shinohara> meowa: yup!
* Touya is always logging.
<meowaNVTS> arrrrrrr
<Chico-San> behahaha
<meowaNVTS> shino: all your fault!!!
<Shinohara> meowa: it's your fault for having such wonderful oranges!
<Chico-San> meowa: that's what you get for starting this whole oranges and high priest business in the first place!
<kken> ahem, excuse me while i get a glass of water and i shall recite my next poem about maawa's oranges for all you cool cats out there
<Shinohara> wahahaha
<meowaNVTS> chico: what?! people were sick! i hand out oranges!
* Shinohara waits on pins and needles
<Conty> kken is some beatnik!
<Touya> Ken doesn't skat!
<Chico-San> meowa: yeah then you started to talk about YOUR oranges! so your own fault!
<meowaNVTS> chico: no....shino started that
<Moku-sick> Thea used to hand out tangerines... so what's wrong with oranges?
* o_O can picture outis as some beatnik...
<Shinohara> meowa: I remember you quite willingly joining the conversation, taking about curse's oranges
<kken> ahem, i'm back, so let's get groovy
<meowaNVTS> shino:no...i just said curse was stacked
<Chico-San> kken: woo woo!
<Hamusutaa> Touya: You got the log from a few days ago with niko and Shogun arguing? ....
<Chico-San> curse is stacked?
<Shinohara> kken: woo woo!
<Chico-San> really?
* Chico-San tries to recall if that is true....
<o_O> <curse> nOT CUTE!!!11
<kken> this poem from my new book "Ode to maawa's oranges" is called "Life is so dreary without fruits abounty."
<Hamusutaa> Chico-San: Only when you put things on top of her. ("stack" things on top of her)
<Hamusutaa> <curse> NOT STACKED!!!!!!11!!1
<o_O> bwahahahha
<Chico-San> meowa: I don't a recall curse being stacked....
* Hamusutaa ponders... "How did the word 'stacked' come to be used this way?"
<kken> "Life can be so dreary, weary and pain."
<kken> "One endless storm, nothing but rain."
<kken> "But one day, for any man hopes,"
<OrionPax> ham: the stacks of saline bags?
<kken> "A basket of fruit, to help us cope."
<kken> "Such a basket came into my life,"
<kken> "Working AX 98 reg, lines full of strife."
<Hamusutaa> "kken continues to do all this rhyming / but it's all our opinion he should be resigning..."
<kken> "Her name was maawa, and I said how do you do?"
<kken> "She gave me a look, which said 'fuck you!'"
<Shinohara> bwahahahahah
<Chico-San> bwhahahahahahahahaahah
<kken> "Again, my soul started to fear,"
<kken> "That life would be alone, sobbing in beer."
<kken> "My eyes then wandered, south of her equator,"
<kken> "Noticing her oranges, an A + I'd rate her."
<meowaNVTS> eh?? he looked at my crotch?
<Hamusutaa> equator = waist?
<Shinohara> kken's equator be a tad.... high
<meowaNVTS> a bit...
<kken> "She noticed me looking, and gave me a look,"
<Shinohara> but he's a beatnik! doesn't have to make sense!
<kken> "Her finger beckoned me forth, curling to a hook."
<meowaNVTS> man...for a moment there..kken was almost describing the AX97 shogun scanning incident
<kken> "'Sorry I was so rash, I tend to get that way,'"
<kken> "'I speak before thinking,' was what she had to say."
<meowaNVTS> O_o
<kken> "'My oranges, I see you noticed them."
<kken> "'A cornicopia of fun they are, just like a playpen.'"
<Chico-San> uh oh this is turning into kken's fantasy hour...
<kken> "'Let's go to my room and have some fun,'"
<kken> "'Oranges for all!' I yelled as we began to run."
* RabiY2K slaps kken for writing poems on the channel but not to me for almost the past year
<kken> "The room could not wait, it began in the elevator,"
<o_O> wahahahha
<Shinohara> hmm... beatnik poem suddenly turned into www.sexstory.com
<Akane> hahahaha
<meowaNVTS> hrummm...
* meowaNVTS thinks kken is going abit tooo far
<kken> "The oranges burst out, my hand revelled with her."
<Chico-San> bwehahahaha
<Chico-San> oh my god
<Chico-San> kken's gone over the edge!
<kken> "The feeling, so nice, I could not believe it,"
<Chico-San> TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI!
* Shinohara can't control his laughing
<o_O> hehehe
*** kken was kicked by meowaNVTS (a bit too far man!! too far!!)
<Chico-San> I don't need to know what kken was fantasizing about when he was working reg!!!
*** kken (vfx@anime.net) has joined #anime!
<Hamusutaa> What did I miss! What did I miss?!!
<kken> "Next thing I knew, I woke up, having dreamed it."
<Hamusutaa> oh.... ohhhhhhhhh.
<Chico-San> man no wonder kken was all smiles when he was working reg last year!!!
<kken> "There I was, butt on the stool,"
<kken> "Working AX reg, smelling the hotel pool."
<Shinohara> d'oh!
<kken> "Otaku abeasts, all standing in front of me,"
* o_O snickers
<kken> "'Membership please!' they all screamed in glee."
<o_O> heheheh
<kken> "I looked around but no oranges in sight,"
<kken> "I knew then that it wasn't my night."
<kken> "My life was doom, nothing to gain,"
<kken> "But otaku service, that was to be my fame."
<kken> "So listen ado, my fellow men,"
<Fntc> kken - You poetic stud!
<kken> "Oranges can spoil, make not to mem."
<RabiY2K> kken should have just shut the fuck up for the past 10 mins
<Chico-San> hm..gain and fame be some forced rhyme...
<Hamusutaa> "mem"?
<kken> *snap snap* thank you thank you
<kken> er note
* Shinohara throws money at kken
* Shinohara claps heartily
* Chico-San throws rotten oranges at kken
* Hamusutaa throws rotten fruit at kken.
<kken> thanks cool cats, that's all for tonight's recital
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