Happy New Year 1999 and don't do what dumbfuck kken did...

- Logged by Chico-San

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<Shukaido> Chico-San: Man couldn't nbe more saturated with booze if I had a tequila iv.
* GoofyGuy pours a steaming cup of Guvava...
> happy new year kayken!
<segaru> oh man what an insane 3.5 hours
* Chico-San gives kayken a big kiss to welcome him to da new year
<Shukaido> Kayken! Happy nooz yeer!
> kken: what work?
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<GoofyGuy> Crappy new year!
> kken: or what you did after work?
<segaru> i have lived enuff excitment the past 3.5 hours to last 1999 hehehe
<segaru> chico: after
> kken: @_@ what'd ya do?
<Shukaido> segaru: What went down there? You get hit with some stray gunfire?
* Chico-San had about as much excitment as kitty litter ;p
<segaru> went to me regular k-bar after work and like 15 min to close got involved in this HUGE bench clearing brawl
<Shukaido> Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
> kken: oh shit!! did ya just get dragged in or were ya directly involved?
<segaru> i got dragged in
> oh man
<segaru> i don't instigate that shit
> kken: did ya kick some ass?
<segaru> it was huge, it was ugly, and it was brutal hehehe
<Shukaido> gayken was all like when you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way!   Beatdowns here! Get your beatdowns here!
<segaru> hell yeah i was like one of the biggest doods there
> kken: woo woo! did ya catch a few too or did ya come away clean?
<segaru> so after that shit was over, i said fuck it i'm going home i got some flight ot catch in the morning
<Gubaba> kken used his one phone call from jail to IRC!
<Shukaido> segaru: where the hell you off to partner?
<segaru> i came away clean, i wasn't swinging just pushing alotta little korean doods down
> kken: hahahahahahahahahaha
<segaru> Shuk: going to DC for the weekend
<Shukaido> segaru: neato torpedo.
> kken: you can pay dat meowa a visit!
<segaru> so i drive home and make the mistake of stopping at white castle coz i am starving and ain't jack shit else open
> white castle some burger joint?
<segaru> yeah it's pretty nasty, some last resort nuclear option place
<Shukaido> Gahahaha man kayken gonna get White Castle shits on the plane.
* Chico-San thinks he saw one when he was at anicen last year
<Shukaido> segaru: Don't call em sliders for nothing!
<segaru> and the wait is like 20 min coz white castle always takes fucking forever and in the parking lot it's literally a fucking dyke convention
<Shukaido> Man White Castle I could do some a that right now...
> kken: oh man...
<Shukaido> segaru: Gahahahhaha
> nati: happy new year dood!
<GoofyGuy> Shukies: Sliders!
<Shukaido> segaru: Man my friend saw some lesbians at Hooters hehehehe
<segaru> there are dykes making out in the parking lot, dykes having sex in the cars, it was so fucking hilarious
> bwhahahahahhaha
<Shukaido> segaru was all like can I watch?
<segaru> man had no choice coz i am some dumbfuck late night dood waiting for his 5 lame ass sliders
> kken: it's nasty and you ordered 5!?
<Nation> gahaha'
<segaru> so i finally get the fuck outta there and driving down on mannheim to get home and boom DUI roadblock... guess who gets pulled over
<Nation> man, too drarunk
> kken: @_@
<segaru> Chico: a slider is a little bitty thing
> kken: ah..
<Nation> bwahaaaa
<Shukaido> Chico-San: Man 3 white castles be like one regular burger
> shuk: didn't know :)
> kken: man don't tell me you were over teh limit to drive
<Shukaido> segaru: Gahahahaha
<Nation> i told emmo that you would probablty get pulled byt the roadcloxk er block
> oh man tom jones on leno
<Shukaido> segaru: Man so what else!
<segaru> so i get pulled over out of like the 30 fucking cars in front of me that just went thru and cops are ALL over the fucking place
<segaru> prolly coz of the busted mirror i still got hehehe
<Nation> hehehe
<Shukaido> segaru: what the hell! Thst been like busted for like a year or something now!
<segaru> and this is exactly how the conversation that ensued went:
<Nation> heyc hico
<segaru> cop: can i see your license and registration sir?
<Nation> HAPPY NEW YEAR, hehhehehe
<segaru> kken: here ya go, officer.
<Nation> oh btwm, j\ken, that bombay gin is prertty good
<segaru> cop: thank you sir, while i'm checking your information, would you please step out of the car?
<Shukaido> segaru: Ghahahahah
<segaru> dumbfuck kken: are you kidding? it's fucking freezing ass out.
> oh man cop making kken walk the line
> @_@
<Nation> kken: what? they made you get out of the car?
<segaru> cop: it's not a request sir.
<Shukaido> segaru: Gahgahahahahah you idiot dipshit!
> LT: happy New year...did ya see needle explode?
> bwhahahahahahahahah it's not a request..that's good
<LeeThomps> Chico: Yeah, same ol same ol
> LT: well, pretty cool for me being the first timer :)
<segaru> even dumber kken: do you want me to take a breathalizer? i'll do that but i don't want to get out coz it's cold.
<Shukaido> segaru: Oh man
<segaru> pissed off cop: don't make me ask you again sir.
* Chico-San bets the cop draws weapon on dumbfuck kken...
<segaru> scared kken: ok ok... you're going to make me walk the line now, aren't you?
<Nation> man, here i am drunk and can't smoke a cigg, aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
<Shukaido> segaru: Oh man
<segaru> annoyed cop: you better believe it.
<segaru> dunce cap kken: well shit...
> gwhaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaah
<Shukaido> Man I should sell gayken one of my IACP stickers so he can maybe get away with that shit next time
> shuk: IACP?:
<Shukaido> Chico-San: Ill assoc cheifs of Police.
<Gubaba> I Am Crazy Person?
<segaru> i walked the line, i took the test, i got my license and insurance thing back and then it still wasn't over
> shuk: dang
<segaru> cop: how long's that mirror been missing sir?
<Nation> what?
<Shukaido> Chico-San: I got TWO of those mothers on my vehicle.
<Shukaido> segaru: Gahahahahahaha
<segaru> stupid fucker kken: what mirror?
<Nation> wtf
> bhwhahahaahahahhahaha what mirror
<Nation> they just bored motherfuckers
<segaru> cop: your drivers side, sir.
<Shukaido> segaru: Man you total dumbfuck.
* Chico-San lights kken's dunce cap on fire
<segaru> kken: oh, that was like two weeks ago... y'know i was parked in the city and someone clipped me.
<Shukaido> segaru: Please tell me you said oh that was broke tonight sir, crazy kids cracked them all tonight on my street, what a world!
<segaru> cop: why hasn't it been repaired yet?
<segaru> lying thru his fucking teeth kken: oh, the mechanic is still waiting for the parts... think the holidays screwed up the shipment or something.
<Shukaido> segaru: Gahhahahahaha
<segaru> cop: ...
<Nation> bwahhhhahahaha
<Shukaido> segaru: Oh shit I am duying
<segaru> cop: alright, you can get back in your vehicle now and leave...you're going home, RIGHT?
<segaru> meek meek kken: yes sir. happy new years, sir.
> bwhwahahahahahahahaha
> meek meek kken
> bwhhahahaahahahahah
<Shukaido> segaru: Man he saw the white castles! At that hour! Dead giveaway you are smashed!
<Nation> ph man
<segaru> and then i drove straight the fuck home hehehehe
* Chico-San would pay good money to see kken meek meek
<Nation> yeah what a rare sight
> man that's some funny shit
<segaru> so i got enuff excitement to last the rest of 99... gonna just buy a rocking chair and chill out in that for the rest of the year
<Shukaido> segaru: Man if it's late and I am gettin belly bombs and it's not the one right the fuck by me, I hide them!
> shuk: you know that sounded just like some COPs segment
<Shukaido> segaru: course the smell is a giveaway hehehe
> COPS in Chicago
<Shukaido> Chico-San: Man that's how it is, hehehehe
> All suspects are innocent until proven guilty...except for dumbass kayken
<Shukaido> Chico-San: Kayken needs some IACP sticker action!
<Arcfire> seg: man
<Arcfire> seg: what happened?
<segaru> man i ain't going thru that whole story again!
<Shukaido> segaru was humiliated! Whoda thunk!
<Arcfire> you got pulled over?
<segaru> well you don't fuck with cops!!!
<IntelKyou> woo woo
* Chico-San wonders if he could get a copy of the patrol car video tape
<Shukaido> segaru: where's your attitude now bright boy!