Once in a blue moon, there comes a glorious time when a simple phrase gets mauled up and juiced out into many varieties of slang. This is yet another example of those kinds of nights.
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<PYee> hmm imagine R3 with an anime company ... too bad all the depressing shows are already subbed..
<yasuke> r3 can do something better than irc right now
<Chihuahua> yasu: what? Floggin the dolphin?
<yasuke> Chi: flog the arshes in the nei
<Apulo> cuffin' the carrot!
<Raider3> ehhehhehheh...
<Chihuahua> Havin' a quick hand shandy! Choking one out!
<Apulo> waxin' the dolphin!
<pomru> Bashin' the bishop!
<ferio> pomru: rappin' the rook
<Shukaido> Fist-kebabing.
<Apulo> poundin' the pope!
<Shukaido> Jerkin' the gherkin.
<MugenKyou> picking my nose...
<GoofyGuy> walking the dog....
<Chihuahua> Whippin' da weasel!
<PY> beating the gosu
<Shukaido> Polishing the helmet.
<GoofyGuy> rosy palms...
<MugenKyou> scraping my dandruff...
<Apulo> lame! pocket ie dont do frames!
<Shukaido> Gettin your palm red.
<Chihuahua> Having one off the wrist!
<Shukaido> Having a dishonorable discharge.
<PY> milking the cow ?
<Akane> Tugging the Bendy Toy! :)
<Chihuahua> Shu: wahahahaha!
<GoofyGuy> Shuk: ahahahahahahahahaha
<Akane> Squeezing the Toothpaste Tube :)
<ferio> akane: bwahahahahahaha!
<MugenKyou> taking a whizz..
<Chihuahua> Playing the skin flute!
<Shukaido> Freeing the willies.
<Haamel> Akane: well-put =)
<Akane> Haamel: Hehehe :)
<Shukaido> Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups.
<GoofyGuy> the Presidentail cabinet member...
<ferio> pumping the piston
<GoofyGuy> the cheif justice of the supreme pants.......
<Raiel> pitching the dots
<MugenKyou> flushing the toilet..
<Shukaido> Being your own best friend.
* Raiel plays the Marionette Version of "I touch Myself" to the whole channel
<GoofyGuy> shifting into manual.....
<DangerBoy> Shu: Waxing the glass tube <insert Mr. Kasealus joke here> :)
<PY> man just say it ! Jerking off !
<Shukaido> Throttle the bottle.
<MugenKyou> massaging the penis!
<GoofyGuy> jerkin the gerkin...
<Shukaido> Manning the cockpit.
<DangerBoy> PY: Jerking off! Masturbating! Enjoying one's self! Handling one's self! Love motion number 1!
<Raiel> scoring at pocket pool
<Shukaido> Honing the bone.
<Chihuahua> Love motion number 1!!! Wahahahah!!!
<Shukaido> Playing hand hockey.
<MugenKyou> cooking the sausage..
<DangerBoy> ANalog Controller with Rumble Feature.
<PY> man is this what Shu was teaching his sis ?
* GoofyGuy chokes and spits amouthful of pepsie onto the monitor.....
<Shukaido> Rolling your jam joint.
<GoofyGuy> cranking up the resolution....
<DangerBoy> Goofy : Careful there. fella
<MugenKyou> electroboogaloo therapy
<Shukaido> Having my way with myself.
<ferio> phil: keep it in the family... the family that cums together sticks together...
<PY> ..........
<Raiel> ferio: bwahhahhahahahaha
<Shukaido> Having a staff beating.
<GoofyGuy> Doin' the deed...
<Shukaido> Tuggin' the tapioca tube.
<DangerBoy> Goofy: Stroking the brush? Playing with the Stick shift (too often in nuetral?)
<Raiel> formatting the harddrive?
<GoofyGuy> Danger: hahahahah
<MugenKyou> scrubbing the toilet..
<GoofyGuy> purging some data....
<Shukaido> Fathering some pleasure.
<MugenKyou> appeasing the god..
<Shukaido> Roughing up the suspect.
<GoofyGuy> honing some cone....(ooo, bad SNL joke...)
* PY passed by this adult book store that had a sign that said "we have the software for your hardware"
<Shukaido> Going to homecoming.
* Raiel plays an old SNL tape "Hi, I'm Telly
Savalas. When you join the Players With Yourselves Club, you can rent rooms at our nationwide hotels for as little time as 5 minutes"
* DangerBoy ponders what women's maturbating phrases would be like..."Stuffing the tacoes"? "Filling the Canoe?"
<pomru> Hmmmm, the porno title for Titanic would be... Tit-anic?
<GoofyGuy> ahahahahahahah
<Shukaido> Knuckle the knob.
<ferio> slaveboy: playing hide the finger
<GoofyGuy> Filling the void?
<Raiel> making a brief run to Upper Schlong
<ferio> teasing the tuna
<DangerBoy> playing deep space 69?
<Shukaido> DangerBoy: She had to take things into her own hands.
<MugenKyou> marinate the steak...
<DangerBoy> Shu: WAHAHAHAH
* Twoakane 's mouth waters "STEAK STEAK STEAK!"
<Chihuahua> Oh man, there is no end to masturbation euphemisms...
<GoofyGuy> seasoning the steak?
<Shukaido> Whitewater wristing.
* Twoakane thinks it is time for sushi!
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