EthanExpo2000

#anime! buffer saved on Wed Mar 15 19:56:13 2000

<Kyou_LLNN> we will KILL! we will KILL THEM ALL!
<Kyou_LLNN> heheh
<Ethane> my convention rocks
<Travller> Ethane: *your* convention?
<Ethane> trav, http://www.doki-doki.net/~ex/events.html
<Shinohara> Ethane: when did you make this? ^^
<Ethane> Shino well, I didn't
<Ethane> Shino, my friend Mike Pepe did as a joke
<Kyou_LLNN> well, gosh darn! I should go to ethane expo!
<Shinohara> Ethane: oh... heheh... it's pretty good ^^
<Travller> Ethane: Heh...laserdisk shooting... :-)
<Ethane> Shino yeah its pretty messed up
<fer-AX2k> Scott Rider, little machine that goes "MEEP"
<Kyou_LLNN> oh man.. air chupacabra!
<fer-AX2k> gahahahahahahahahahaha!
* Parfait returns
<Travller> Ethane: I love the odor policy....people should implement those :-)
<Parfait> ethan expo!
<Shinohara> gahahaha... evangelion policy
<Outis> It says EE '84...84?...
<Kyou_LLNN> well, shit! I should go to Ethane Expo! 
<Ethane> hey, 1984 was one rocking year!
<Parfait> yeah i wanna go to ethan expo!
* DeweyFood looks at ethan expo...
<Shinohara> where do I send money!
<Ethane> gahahah
* Ethane notes that all the locations listed are correct, hotel clovis has been condemned for the past 20 years
<DeweyFood> Ooh! it's in Clovis! I wanna go!
<Kyou_LLNN> ETHANE: DO I GET DISCOUNT HOTEL PRICES IF I MENTION ETHANE EXPO!!!
<Ethane> KYOU MAN I CAN GET YOU IN FOR FREE!
<Kyou_LLNN> ETHANE: COOL! YOU ARE MY HEEERRRROOOO ETHANE!
<DeweyFood> I TRUST ETHANE!
<fer-AX2k> ETHANE IS MOST MATURE :D
<Ethane> man I should put a giant stack of Ethan Expo flyers on tables at AX
<Kyou_LLNN> I LOVE YOU ETHANE! YOU AND YOUR WHITE HONKY ASS!
* Travller wonders how Ethane managed to get king of fighters 95 for Ethan Expo 84?!? ;-P
<Kyou_LLNN> hehehe
<Ethane> kyou wooohoo!
<Ethane> Trav -> ...
<Kyou_LLNN> TRAV: ETHANE IS A FORWARD THINKER! SHUT DA HELL UP! WE ALL TRUST HIM AND HIS FUTURE SPIRIT!
<Ethane> IT IS 1984!
<Kyou_LLNN> IF ETHANE SAYS IT'S 1984 AND HE GETS 1995 SHIT, WELL, THAT'S THAT! ETHANE IS THE GREATEST WHITE HONKY BOY ON EARTH AND IF YOU GOT WORDS FOR HIM, THEN GO TALK TO.. PARFAIT! 
<Kyou_LLNN> hehe
<Parfait> YEAH! ANYBODY HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST ETHAN THEY GOTTA DEAL WITH ME!
* Ethane HIRES KYOU AS REG OFFICER!
<Parfait> :)
<Kyou_LLNN> YEAH!
<Kyou_LLNN> I AM REG OFFICER #1!
<DeweyFood> ethan: Dood, you need a sound guy!
<Ethane> KEEP IT MOVING YOU SMELLY FUCKS! ONE AT A TIME! YEAH THAS RIGHT! I KNOW ETHAN PERSONALLY! HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS! NEXT!
<Parfait> ETHAN IS THE COOLEST GIRLY COMICS GUY ON EARTH CAUSE HE SENT ME SOME COOLIO YUKITO CEL!
<GoofyRobo> I SHOULD GO TO ETHANE EXPO AND I CAN BECOME MATURE TOO!
<Parfait> I WANT TO BE STAFF FOR ETHANE EXPO TOO!
<Kyou_LLNN> ETHANE IS SO GAY, YET SO MANLY! EVERYONE SHOUD BE LIKE ETHANE! I WANNA BE A WHITE BOOOYYYYY~~~
*** GoofyRobo sets mode: +o Hayama-SB
* DeweyFood WANTS TO STAFF ETHAN EXPO THREE!
<Ethane> wahahahahhahha
<Parfait> EVEN CONTY WOULD COME OUT OF STAFF RETIREMENT TO STAFF ETHANE EXPO!
<Kyou_LLNN> I WANNA BE A WHITE BOOOOYYYYY~~~ AND YOU CAN BE MY WHITE GIIIRRRLLLL~~~
<Ethane> NOTHING CAN STOP ETHAN EXPO!
<Kyou_LLNN> I WANNA SING THAT AT ETHANE EXPO KARAOKE!
<Parfait> YEAH!
<Kyou_LLNN> YEAH!
* GoofyRobo WONDERS IF HIS PRINTER STILL WORKS...arg, damn capslock...
<Ethane> ETHAN EXPO HAS WORKING PRINTERS!
<Kyou_LLNN> WELL, IF YOU BRING YOUR PTINER TO ETHANE EXPO, HIS MAGICAL TOUCH WILL HEAL IT! 
<GoofyRobo> WOO WOO!
<DeweyFood> kyou: What's a ptiner? O.o
<Kyou_LLNN> PRINTER!
<Ethane> EXPERIENCE THE ANIME MECCA THAT IS ETHAN EXPO!
<Kyou_LLNN> FUCK YOU! USE YOUR GODDAM IMAGINATION TO CORRECT MY TYPOS! EVEN MASTER ETHANE KNOWS ALL!
<GoofyRobo> i WILL GO TO ETHANE EXPO AND BRING BACON AND EGGS FOR KYOU!
<DeweyFood> SALVATION CAN BE YOURS AT ETHAN EXPO!* (*in three easy installments!)
<Kyou_LLNN> LONG LIVE MCDONALDS RACE FOR ETHANE EXPO!
<Ethane> DAMN STRAIGHT!
<Parfait> BACON! AND EGGS!
<GoofyRobo> GOD BLESS BACON...AND ETHANE EXPO!
<fer-AX2k> YOU CAN FIND DA LART AT ETHAN EXPO!
<Kyou_LLNN> PORK AND CHEESE WITH HAM AND EGGS AND SALSA AND CHIPS AT GRAND OL OPERII ETHANE EXPO!
<Ethane> ANNOUNCING THE SECOND GOH AT ETHAN EXPO! ARSINOE!
<emerson> wahahah
<emerson> "meow"
<Kyou_LLNN> WAHAHAHAHA
<GoofyRobo> WA
<GoofyRobo> HAHAH
<Kyou_LLNN> HI ARSINOE!
<Parfait> OH YEAH AND ETHAN CAN MAKE THOSE PORTOBELLO EGGS BENEDICT THINGS TOO!
<emerson> kitty flees off the stage as she is panicked by 10,000 drooling smelly fanboyz
<Kyou_LLNN> I WANNA BE THE FIRST IN LINE TO GET A GENUINE SCRATCH FROM GOH ARSINOE!
<Parfait> ARSINOE IS BETTER KNOWN THAN GUESTS AT REAL CONS!
<emerson> kyou: "would you like a scritch, a scratch, or a gouge? I'm sorry, bites are for those lucky winners of the raffle only"
<Parfait> ARSINOE IS BETTER THAN JAPANESE GUESTS BECAUSE SHE IS A CUTE CAT NOT A SCARY LOOKING SMELLY JAPANESE DOOD!
<Kyou_LLNN> I WANNA HAVE BLOODY EYES AND SCRATCHES DEEP AS THE ABYSS!
<Kyou_LLNN> EMMO: =8O
<Kyou_LLNN> ARSINOE WILL BRING IN THE CUTE GIRLS! AND WE ALL KNOW CUTE GIRLS ARE GOOD GOOD GOOD!
<Ethane> AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF ABYSS UNTIL YOU VISIT ETHAN EXPO! HAPPIEST GODDAMN PLACE ON EARTH!
<GoofyRobo> I HOPE I GET TO MEET LINUS LAM AT ETHANE EXPO!
* emerson 's eyes hurt
*** emerson is now known as EMERSON
* EMERSON 'S EYES HURT
<Kyou_LLNN> I HOPE LINUS LAM GOES TO ETHANE EXPO! HE MAKES ANY CONVENTION MAKE MONEY!
<Parfait> IT'S EMMO!
*** GoofyRobo is now known as GOOFYGUY
<GOOFYGUY> THAT'S BETTER!
*** DeweyFood changes topic to "Arsinoe as first guest at... ETHAN EXPO! http://www.doki-doki.net/~ex"
<Parfait> YEAH LINUS LAM IS COOL HE TAKES COOL PICTURES!
*** Kyou_LLNN is now known as KYOU_LLNN
<KYOU_LLNN> YEAH!
*** Parfait is now known as PARFAIT
*** Ethane is now known as ETHANEXPO
<GOOFYGUY> WO WOO
<ETHANEXPO> WHERE IT'S AT!
<KYOU_LLNN> LET'S DO THE BOOTAY SHAKE!
*** DeweyFood is now known as DEWEYNEKO
<PARFAIT> SHAKE!
<KYOU_LLNN> RUMBA RUMBA!
* GOOFYGUY LOVES ETHANE EXPO!
<PARFAIT> BUST A MOVE FOR US KYOU!
<KYOU_LLNN> HI CONTY! JOIN US OR DIE!!!!!!
<EMERSON> IT'S CONTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<GOOFYGUY> ETHANE EXPO IS ALL FUN AND ALL IN CAPS!
<ETHANEXPO> ANNOUNCING THE THIRD GOH AT ETHAN EXPO! GRANDMASTER EL SEXORCISTO DON FAGTASTICO SHUKAIDOOOOOOOO!
<EMERSON> WAI WAI CONTYYYYYYYYYYYY!
<hokuhoku> YO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!
<DEWEYNEKO> CONTY!!!!! I TRUST U CONTY!
<GOOFYGUY> WAHAHAHAH
<PARFAIT> YAY! CONTY IS HERE TO VOLUNTEER FOR ETHAN EXPO STAFF!
<KYOU_LLNN> CONTY I LOOOVEEEEEE YOUOOOOOO
<GOOFYGUY> BECAUSE CONTY IS MATURE!
<ETHANEXPO> WHERE ITS AT!
<KYOU_LLNN> WHHHAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
<EMERSON> CONTY'S GONNA BE AT EEXPO?!?!? i'M there!
<EMERSON> ER, EEKSPO
<Conty> . . .
<PARFAIT> CONTY IS VOLUNTEERING TO BE A GOH AT ETHANE EXPO!
<Shinohara> ...
<fer-AX2k> ... --- ...
<KYOU_LLNN> CONTY WILL BE ETHANE EXPO'S LIL GOFER IN TRAINING DIAPERS! 
<PARFAIT> CONTY IS BETTER KNOWN THAN THAT WEIRD BLONDE JAPANESE DOOD WHO HANGS WITH KOTOBUKI! HE IS FAMOUS!
<Slack_Hat> CAN I GO TO ETHENE EXPO TOO!? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
* GOOFYGUY WONDERS IF o_O WOULD TURN INTO O_O IN CAPS...
<EMERSON> HOW MUCH FOR MEMBERSHIP!
<ETHANEXPO> EMMO FOR YOU? 3 DOLLARS1
<DEWEYNEKO> PARF: BUT THAT WEIRD BLOND DOOD KNOWS HOW TO PARTY!
<EMERSON> 3 DOLLARS?! I'LL GIVE YOU 4!
<PARFAIT> YAY! ETHANE IS COOL AND WILL GIVE US DISCOUNTS!
<KYOU_LLNN> CONTY'S IMPRESSION OF HIS BUTT WILL BE ON DISPLAY AT ETHANE EXPO! EXCLUUUUSIVE ART ONLY SEEN HERE!
<GOOFYGUY> IF I GO TO ANY CON THIS YEAR, IT MUST BE ETHANE EXPO!
<PARFAIT> DEWEY: THAT IS TRUE, AND HE DRINKS LESS BOOZE THAN THAT STRIPPING LADY THEY HAD LAST TIME
<KYOU_LLNN> I WILL PAY 10 DOLLAHZ FOR ETHANE EXPO!
<ETHANEXPO> WELL DAMN! FEEL DA LUV!
<EMERSON> DO I HEAR 11!
<KYOU_LLNN> I WANNA BE PART OF THE ELIIIITEEEEE!!!!
<GOOFYGUY> 12!
<Slack_Hat> ETHENE EXPO IS THE BESTEST CON EVER!
<KYOU_LLNN> 1200!
<DEWEYNEKO> PARF: NOBODY CAN OUTDRINK HER!
<PARFAIT> KYOU IF YOU WANNA BE LEET YOU GOTTA BE LIKE ETHANE!
* hokuhoku feels some flashback to like.. Diversi Dial on the Commodore 64, over a 300 baud modem!
<ETHANEXPO> ITS BETTER THAN BESTEST! IT IS BESTESTER!
<KYOU_LLNN> I WILL PAY 1200 DOLLAHHZZZZ FOR ELIIIITTTEEE MEMBERSHIP TO ETHANE EXPO!
<PARFAIT> DONT THINK LIKE AMANO, THINK LIKE ETHAN!
<EMERSON> DA HELL IS GOING ON!
<GOOFYGUY> BESTESTEREST!
<KYOU_LLNN> YEAH!
<KYOU_LLNN> HEHEHEHE
<PARFAIT> I WANT A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO ETHAN EXPO!
<DEWEYNEKO> ETHAN EXPO RULEZ!!!!!@!@!@!@!@#!@#@%!!!!
<ETHANEXPO> YOU WANT BOOTY? ETHAN EXPO IS WHERE ITS AT!
<PARFAIT> YEAH!!!
<KYOU_LLNN> YEAH!
<KYOU_LLNN> I WANT STEAK!
<fer-AX2k> MEAT!
<KYOU_LLNN> STEAK AND EGGS AND PRIME RIB SANDWICH!
<PARFAIT> KYOU COULD HAVE STEAK WITH EGGS AND BACON TOO!
<DEWEYNEKO> I WANT LOBSTER!
<ETHANEXPO> YOU WANT STEAK? GO TO A FUCKING STEAKHOUSE! WE CAN'T PROVIDE EVERYTHING!
<GOOFYGUY> BACON! IT'S ALL I NEED!
<PARFAIT> WHO NEEDS STEAK WHEN YOU HAVE BACON?
<KYOU_LLNN> AND I WANNA CRAB PORKING MY SCRATCHED UP NOSE BY ARSINOE! ONLY AT ETHANE EXPO!
<Slack_Hat> WHAT KINDA MEAT DOES SHUKS WANT?
<Gavv> IT'S BACON!
<KYOU_LLNN> BACON! AND EGGS!
<GOOFYGUY> SHUKS LIKES MANLY MEAT!
<ETHANEXPO> ETHANE EXPO IS WHERE IZ AT!
<PARFAIT> BACON! AND EGGS! AND CUTE KITTY CATS!
<KYOU_LLNN> SHUKS CAN GET SOME MANLY MEAT AT ETHANE EXPO! THAT'S FOR SURE!
<KYOU_LLNN> THAT'S WHY WE HAVE CONTY!
<fer-AX2k> JUST BRING ME THE WHOLE COW! I'LL CARVE OFF WHAT I WANT AND RIDE THE REST HOME!
<Gavv> ARSINOE FLIPPING OFF THE OPENING CEREMONY CROWD
<KYOU_LLNN> AND WE ALL KNOW, CONTY IS MOST MATURE!
<GOOFYGUY> CAN'T GET MORE MATURE THAN CONTY!
<PARFAIT> YEAH!
<KYOU_LLNN> CONTY IS MOST KAOKIII
<KYOU_LLNN> OOPS
<KYOU_LLNN> CONTY IS MOST KAKOIIIIII
<ETHANEXPO> WHO NEEDS HENTAI THURSDAY WHEN YOU HAVE ETHANE WEDNESDAY!
* Conty 's bullshitmeter blows up --> http://www.anotheruniverse.com/buzz/index.asp
<KYOU_LLNN> YEAH!
<PsycoStrm> Uh-oh... there's loonies on the channel again!
<ETHANEXPO> FREE FISH SAUSAGE AT ETHANE EXPO FOR ALL STAFF!
<PARFAIT> ETHANE WEDNESEDAY IS MUCH BETTER THAN HENTAI THURSDAY! ETHAN WEDNESDAY MEANS BEER AND GIRLY COMICS INSTEAD OF STINKY HORNY LOLICON FANBOYS!
*** DEWEYNEKO is now known as DeweyNeko
<KYOU_LLNN> I'D PAID 13000 DOLLAHZZZ TO SEE CONTY THE MOST MATURE GET LICKED ON THE GROIN BY GOH ARSINOE EXCLUSIVELY FOR ETHANE EXPO!
<ETHANEXPO> PARFAIT THATS RIGHT!
<GOOFYGUY> CONTY" ESCAFLOWNE!
<GOOFYGUY> HOLY HELL!
<PARFAIT> OH YEAH NASCAR TOO!
<KYOU_LLNN> NASCAR!
<PARFAIT> EL SANTO!
<ETHANEXPO> AT ETHANE EXPO, MORALITY IS AN OPTION!
<KYOU_LLNN> OH MAN, WE GET NASCAR CHANNELS ON TV AT ETHANE EXPO!
<GOOFYGUY> WOO WOO, RIPPING FRIENDS!
<ETHANEXPO> YOU GET MORE THAN THAT!
<ETHANEXPO> YOU GET BASS FISHING CHANNELS!
<KYOU_LLNN> AND AT ETHANE EXPO, I CAN BE WHITE BOY!
<GOOFYGUY> THAT'S GREAT BASS!
<PARFAIT> BASS FISHING!
<Chihua^2> WHATS WITH THE SHOUTING PEOPLE?
<ETHANEXPO> AT ETHANE EXPO WE TALK IN ALL CAPS!
*** Conty is now known as CONTY
<EMERSON> CHIH WHAT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
<PARFAIT> CHIHUAHUAHUAHUA SHOULD BE A GUEST AT ETHANE EXPO!
<CONTY> CHIHUA: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
<KYOU_LLNN> EVERYONE SHOULD BE WHITE HONKY LIKE ETHANE! WHY YOU THINK WE GOTTA WHOLE EXPO FOR HIM! HE MUST BE FAMOUS! YOU THINK APOLLO SMILE HAS A CONVENTION! I THINK NOT! BOOM! THERE YOU GO!
<PARFAIT> CONTY CAN BRING HIS COOLIO MS-DOS MANGA!
<ETHANEXPO> WHOS YOUR DADDY!
<EMERSON> WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE ETHANE SMILE?!
<GOOFYGUY> KYOU: I AM HONKEY, I SHOULD GET A DISCOUNT ON REG!
<PARFAIT> GOOFY BUT ARE YOU A HICK!
<KYOU_LLNN> GOOFY: WELL, YOU GOT IT, BUDDY! 
<KYOU_LLNN> GOOFY: EERR.. I MEAN, TEN-FOUR GOOD BUDDY!
<GOOFYGUY> PARFAIT: WHAT?!!?
<Chihua^2> GOOFY ONLY GETS DISCOUNT WITH PROOF OF TRAILER PARK RESIDENCE!
* GOOFYGUY IS SOME CORN-FED BOY!
<PARFAIT> CORN-FED! CORN!!
<KYOU_LLNN> DON'T FORGET! WE ALL NEED TO BRING CB RADIOS AND COWBOY HATS!
<ETHANEXPO> ONLY SECURITY AT ETHAN EXPO IS THE WANK POLICE!
<GOOFYGUY> CHIH: DAMN, I HAVE A HOUSE, NO DISCOUNT FOR ME!!!
<PARFAIT> ETHANE EXPO WILL HAVE..CORN?!?
<KYOU_LLNN> CORN!
<GOOFYGUY> CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KYOU_LLNN> GOD BLESS AMERICA AND COOOOORRRRRNNN!!!
<GOOFYGUY> BACON, EGGS, CORN!
<ETHANEXPO> MAN ETHAN WILL HAVE CORN AND A BAG OF CHIPS! ITS ALL THAT!
<PARFAIT> OOH BACON EGGS AND CORNBREAD!
<ETHANEXPO> ONLY IN AMERICA!
<palp> whaaa
<PARFAIT> WOW! ETHANE EXPO WILL BE THE BESTEST CON EVER!
<palp> did someone run around hitting caps lock?
<ETHANEXPO> ANNOUNCING THE FOURTH GOH AT ETHAN EXPO! PALP!
<GOOFYGUY> YAY!
<KYOU_LLNN> HOMINY GRITS AND CORN! HOT DAMN! I AM GOING TO ETHANE EXPO!
<GOOFYGUY> PALP IS MOST MATURE TOO!
<DeweyNeko> palp: YOU HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED!
<palp> uhOH
<PARFAIT> PALP WE NEED TO USE CAPS BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE LETTERS CANNOT ENCOMPASS THE GOODNESS THAT IS ETHANE EXPO!
<fer-AX2k> palp: run. run now.
<palp> iM fEeLInG aN URgE To UsE CApS
<ETHANEXPO> ETHAN EXPO IS ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!
<palp> hEeeEEeeEElPP
<GOOFYGUY> PALP. JOIN US!
<KYOU_LLNN> YOU JUST WON THE OLYMPICS! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW! WELL, FUCK! I AM BOOTING MY ASS OVER TO FUCKING ETHANE EXPO TO BE A WHITE BOY IN TIGHT DENIM JEANS!
<infinati> oh man
<PARFAIT> PALP IF YOU WANNA BE COOL, YOU GOTTA BE LIKE ETHAN!
<ETHANEXPO> CUZ DAMMIT, I AM THE COOLEST!
<Chihua^2> SELL YOUR CAR! BUY DUALLIE PICKUP TRUCK! RIFLE RACK!
<PARFAIT> UHOH FERRIO INSULTING THE GRATE ETHANE!
<KYOU_LLNN> ANYONE WHO DOESN'T USE CAPS MUST BE IMPOTENT!
* GOOFYGUY HOPES ONE DAY TO BE AS MATURE AS ETHANE!
<ETHANEXPO> WHAT! WHAT!
<palp> oh, well, nevermind, i'm not cool.
<CONTY> RED BULL! IMPROVE REACTION TIME!
<Travller> Psycho: The horror of it all... :-)
<DeweyNeko> PS: Wahahahahahah!
<PARFAIT> RED BULL FOR EVERYONE!
<ETHANEXPO> AT ETHAN EXPO WE DO NOT DRINK SHIT LIKE RED BULL! ETHAN EXPO IS A MILLER CON!
* PsycoStrm penis-slaps KYOU!
<KYOU_LLNN> RED BULLSHIT!
<Chihua^2> RED BULL AND VODKA, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
<PsycoStrm> Witness the result... of many fanboys simultaneously drinking Red Bull and then using a chat network!
<KYOU_LLNN> LOOK! LOOK! PSYCHO IS IMPOTENT! LET'S ALL BOO HIM!
<PARFAIT> BOOO!
<GOOFYGUY> BOOOOOOOOO!
<ETHANEXPO> gahahahah ohman
* DeweyNeko tosses a Guinness at palp...
*** ETHANEXPO is now known as Ethane
<KYOU_LLNN> hehehe
* Ethane winds down
*** KYOU_LLNN is now known as Kyou_LLNN
*** PARFAIT is now known as Parfait
<Kyou_LLNN> wow, I am saving this goddam log...
<Parfait> hehehe
<Ethane> yet another for kyou's ultimate logpage
<Outis> Hmm...Acen going to have some opening movie again?...
<Parfait> kyou: go go go!
<EMERSON> WHAT ARE WE DONE SHOUTING?!?!? DAMN!
* Jingoro has returned.
*** GOOFYGUY is now known as GoofyRobo
<GoofyRobo> WHEW..

End of #anime! buffer Wed Mar 15 19:56:13 2000