Join us... or DIE!

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<ArkiveKyo> dum de dum
<kkenZZzzz> man brian got tix to TPM to theater all the fucking way by where Akane used to live for 10:45pm i was like fuck you yoda can suck my dick i ain't driving out there in 45 min hehehe
<EXeug> Hmm. Nothing like kken showing up after the first party's already over. :)
<ArkiveKyo> kken: hehehe B)
*** ArkiveKyo is now known as KyouBiwan
<kkenZZzzz> eh i still need to eat my beef strokin'off
*** KyouBiwan is now known as KyouBiWan
*** KyouBiWan is now known as DarthKyou
<DarthKyou> woo woo
<DarthKyou> being evil is much more exciting...
<hyou> evil kyou!
<DarthKyou> hyou: join us!
<hyou> kyou: I'll never join you!
<DarthKyou> hyou: join us! or DIE!
<K1> hmmm
<pomru> Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
<hyou> kyou: you're not my father! you're NOT!
<KuroiNeko> 'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'
<KuroiNeko> he gets all whiney too
<K1> kyou is hyou's dad?
<DarthKyou> hyou: son!
<KuroiNeko> hmm, thats a disturbing idea
<DarthKyou> hyou: son! join me and together we can rule the universe!
<hyou> kyou: I can feel the good in you, kyou! come back to the good side!
<DarthWolf> together, kyou and hyou will bring an end to this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy!
<hyou> kyou: I mean, sure, chicks dig guys in black... but... we can wear black too! and we have cute, furry, fuzzy ewok friends!
<DarthKyou> hyou: there is no more good in me! all that was kyou is dead! kyou DIED in the clone wars just as you will DIE before the Dark Side of the Force! join me now! join! and together we can accomplish much towards the greater of the good for all evil!
<DarthKyou> oh man.. @_@
<Akane> O_o
<hyou> kyou: ....
<KuroiNeko> o_O
<hyou> kyou: well... does the Dark Side have a dental plan?
* Akane cuts off Kyou's hand. :)
<Akane> oops wrong person :)
<KuroiNeko> hehehheheh
<DarthNati> bwahahahahahaha
<DarthKyou> hyou: full medical and dental coverage last I checked.. you even get a PCS plan that covers family health benefits, too...
<KuroiNeko> Dont need teeth when you get all oogly like the emperor...
<EXeug> Gahahahahahahahahaha
<EXeug> hyou: Profit sharing! Ask for profit sharing!
<hyou> kyou: ooo!
<DarthWolf> Dark Side has better stock options!
<hyou> kyou: and... free pizza for lunch on fridays?
<DarthKyou> hyou: I think last time I checked, stock was a bit down , maybe 1 1/4.. so if you JOIN NOW, you'll reap the benefits of a growing stock purchase plan and can get great coverage on your 401k!
* Fuchikoma wonders what retired Sith Lords do.
<ako> Kyou: what about medical benefits?
<hyou> kyou: well, I'll think about it... but the Dark Side will need to give me a signing bonus AND cover my relocation costs for all my junk left back on that stupid swap planet!
<DarthWolf> Fuchikoma: consult?
<DarthKyou> hyou: free pizza! and guess what, if you JOIN the Merchant marines division, you can op for the special employee benefit plan that includes free soft drinks and coffee!
<K1> Fuchi: they write tell all books :p
<DarthKyou> hyou: done deal! you can move into the marines division of the Death Star section 1138!
<DarthKyou> hyou: you can request your own room with a view or a roommate...
<Fuchikoma> K1, like "Sith Lords and their double-ended phallic weapons"?
<DarthKyou> hyou: no masks available though.. they are all on back-order from the rush of Menace release! probably a 3-month wait!
<ako> Kyou is selling Death Star timeshares! what the fuck?
<hyou> kyou: good! I'm in! I need someone from MIS to help me reprogram my droids to be evil, though... 
* Akane wonders if she can get a job with the dark side too. :) she can be evil. :)
<Lemonfish> Akane is only evil sometimes... there is a conflict...
<K1> Akane: your evil is too...cute ^^
<DarthKyou> hyou: aahh.. MIS.. I must.. correct.. some of those minions... they are not fixing some of our droid intranet drones... seems not everyone in sales and marketing is getting their access updates on schedule... probably why reactor core 52 burned out last night...
<Akane> K1: hehehehehe
* ako does not remember if there was any woman serving the dark side.... of course, there were in spaceballs.
<Akane> But CUTE Evil is the best :)
<ako> cute evil is the most sinister of all!
<DarthKyou> hyou: at any rate, droids are evil at the very inception!
<pomru> "Hyouusuke!"
<ako> once your underneath their spell of fake goodness they rip your heart and mind to shreds!
<hyou> kyou: "YOU'RE in command of MIS now, Admiral Piett! Do not fail me!"
<Fuchikoma> Droids are cannon fodder. They not evil!
* Lemonfish would turn to the dark side to follow Akane Evil...
<hyou> pom: oh man! don't go there!
<DarthKyou> hyou: you can reprogram them however you wish, as long as you don't trip your fellow employee droids in the halls! messy halls are good! very good! and we do not stand for good!
<Fuchikoma> Like...Anakin becomes evil!
<DarthKyou> well, duh!
<DarthKyou> anakin obviously saw the great health and dental benefits! how could you refuse!
<Akane> Kyou: Your own iron lung!! Can't beat that! :) 
<DarthKyou> akane: iron! yes! 
<ako> Kyou: what's covered in the medical plan?
<Akane> Kyou: Mobile even!
<DarthKyou> ako: full accidental insurance.. you get a new cyber 
brain if your head gets lopped off.. that sorta thing.. same applies for space vehicle coverage, all that good stuff.. and if you die, your family gets about 300,000,000 shares of Imperial stock... a measly sum, but large enough to use for Grand Funeral expenses and possibly a holo-recreation of yourself for those grand memory ceremonies...
<OldCrow> Asrial: well, it was free
<Fuchikoma> Kyou, but do you get free cremations?
<DarthKyou> fuchi: of course!
<EXeug> Hmm. Those in-flight LCD screens are pretty cool. :)
* EXeug wishes more planes had them. :)
<Fuchikoma> Got to go out the right way!
<ako> Kyou: wow! does the plan cover mental health, ie therapy sessions and if i need to get a cat scan?
<DarthWolf> Fuchikoma: yes if you work in the Death Star group :)
<DarthKyou> ako: son, in this day and age of technology, with all the flying machines and robots, what do you think?
<ako> Kyou: well, i had to ask. some people pull the coverage under the rug man!
<ako> er... i mean pull the rug from under you.
<DarthKyou> ako: sigh.. yes, sadly our competitors will do that to you.. they will cheat you with a phoney-baloney medical coverage plan that is tempting, but don't take it! they do not cover mental plans! look at Mark Hamill!
<EXeug> No coverage for mental well-being! :o
<DarthKyou> ako: endor is obviously unlivable.. but the moon of endor offers great opportunities for growth and expansion to build your own fleet of Imperial forces!

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