Just blame it on Chico

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<ApathyFed> meowa, thought Irc wouldn't have changed to some bitter channel!
<kken> man i saw a shitload of hitler youth aryan master race doods outside of Andersen Consulting's recruitment office friday!
* PYee saw some suck ass Korean American Movie called :Yellow' the other day and thinks it explains why korean's are FUCKING WIERD
<Meowth> weldon's bday be on the day my final paper is DUE!
<Ginta> mehwah: Huhuhuhuh... life a bitch.
<Ginta> with big titties.
<kken> Kyou: man me and my friend were going seig heil! seig heil! salute man!
<PYee> Kayken is one of them fucking wierdos !
*** Chico-San (amuro@netcom4.netcom.com) has joined #anime!
<Kyou_MP3z> kken: hehehe B)
<pirotas> kken, man did i tell you when i was walking home and celine dion was playing at the local arena and there was fucking crazy ass christians there with their signs telling peeps if they got the aids yet and that they will burn in hell if they dont trust jesus?!
<Chico-San> rehiyo
<Ginta> Ken: You scream out the window, "Fucking Illinois Nazis!"
* kken curses Chico again!
<Ginta> "Get out!"
<ApathyFed> kken can't fight the future!
<Ginta> "Go home!"
<Chico-San> kken: what!?
* DangrBoy aways..laundry :I
<kken> Chico: got kiss of death postcard from amazon.com today!
<GoofyGuy> piro: =O
<Chico-San> kken: oh shit!!!
<Chico-San> ;_;
<Ginta> Ken: Time to apply to Junglee now!
<Kyou_MP3z> wahahaha
<ApathyFed> oh man! is Junglee hiring!?
<Chico-San> kken: man...don't worry...we'll hit em again when there's opening!
<Ginta> Hmm...
<Ginta> Fedd: They must got moolah now or some shit! I hear they just went up to Seattle!
<Ginta> Fedd: Left all but like one dood down here!
<Meowth> it ch-ch-ch-chico~
<ApathyFed> ginta, what! 
<Chico-San> meowa: oh yeah..I forgot to get a check from luke for his half of the apt deposit
<Chico-San> meowa: did he go to bank and deposite his paycheck !?
<Chico-San> please tell me he did
<Meowth> chico: yesh
<Kyou_MP3z> kken stuck in jungles of chicago like some downed airborne recon pilot and capt chico gonna haul some rescue mission to get his ass outta there back to seattle! like some Saving Private Ryan movie now! the other way round! Saving Private KayKen!
<ApathyFed> oh man! paco gonna get evicted from apartment and boom! chico gonna fly to seattle to sleep in da street!
<Chico-San> meowa: ok...could ya get him to leave me a check?
<Chico-San> fed: man don't gimme nightmares :P
<Meowth> chico: "i suppose:
<Ginta> Ken was in The Jungle but keeps trying to get into Junglee?
* Chico-San got some interview with veritas next week though ^o^
<Outis> Fedd: Amazon.com soup kitchen!
<ApathyFed> ditch amazon!
<Kyou_MP3z> chico is scoping!
<Ginta> Chico sent Paco up in his place and is now gonna ditch 'im??
<pirotas> chico, what! what happen with you going to seattle??
<Chico-San> fed: pat gave me a call just now hehehehe
<Meowth> chico: where is veritas?
<Ginta> Wooo.. Chico be evolving at like high velocity alluva sudden!
<Chico-San> meowa: down here
<Kyou_MP3z> chico starting to realize, hey! I don't have to do all this work!
<ApathyFed> chico, veritas in NT5! gotta live!
<Meowth> oooh..
<Meowth> chico be leaving paco in the dumps..
<ApathyFed> ditch paco!
<Ginta> Chico is suddenly some master player to ship up some white guy in his place so he can stay!
* Chico-San wonders if paco will enjoy living in 1000 sq ft of space all by himself hehehehe
<Kyou_MP3z> chico: paco gonna be all moaning that you aren't there to share rent with him!
<OrionPax> ah.. the plan to get paco out of norcal surfaces
* Ginta bows down and lights some bowls of fruit on fire to Chico the Great One.
<Meowth> chico: i don't think he wants to use over half his paycheck on rent each month
<emerson> what??? Chico's not moving now???
<emerson> sheesh
<Chico-San> emmo: man..did I say that!? :P
<ApathyFed> what?! chico hasn't been moving for the last month!
<Chico-San> emmo: just keeping my options..."open" ^o^
<berre> hmm same name as hankie, yeah? 
<Ginta> Better not mess with Chico anymore else he'll give you a job and ship you up to Seattle!
<pirotas> man chico is changing his mind like normal people changing their underwear!
<ApathyFed> gahahahahahhah
<Ginta> piro: Chico is turning into a woman?
<Chico-San> piro: I am?
<Meowth> OI!
<Chico-San> piro: did I say I was staying?
<pirotas> ginta, man nothing wrong with that!
<Kyou_MP3z> chico be gettin' all nostalgic about.. bacon and eggs!
* Meowth hands the pooter over to some other person
<Ginta> piro: Answer da question!
*** Meowth is now known as UdderPpl
<Chico-San> piro: did I say "hey guys guess what?! I took a job down here and is ditching paco!"
<ApathyFed> what? no bacon nor eggs in seattle?!
<Ginta> And here comes the unhappy camper!
<pirotas> chico, i dunno man! one thing went to antoher!
<pirotas> ginta, i take the 5th~!
<Chico-San> kyou: hehe
<ApathyFed> it's one of da udderppl!
<Ginta> piro: Don't spill no secrets!
<ApathyFed> chico only gonna get salmon n' eggs in seattle!
<pirotas> chico, man! all you needed to say was "I GOT AN INTERVIEW SOMEWHERE ELSE! TEE HEE!
<ApathyFed> and it's gonna be fish eggs!
<Kyou_MP3z> yeah!
<Chiral0> pirotas: Ahahahaha!
<Chico-San> piro: er.hat's what I ..said!!!!
<pirotas> chico, must mean you are ditching a sinkin ship!
* Chico-San wonders if piro has hearing (sight) problems..:P
<pirotas> chico, you lost faith in junlee!
<Outis> Hmm..."cremains" is a real word?...
<pirotas> chico, man i got cancer int he yes from lookin at porn!
<Chico-San> piro: what junglee? there IS no junglee!! there's only amazon!
<UdderPpl> chico: how much is half the deposit?
<pirotas> in the eyes! see i can't type!
<Chico-San> udderppl: 470
<Ginta> Chico musta orchestrated the whole acquisition of Junglee by Amazon!
<pirotas> chico, man you company gotten taken over by some xena looking peeps!
<Ginta> Masterminded the whole thing to get ridda Paco! :O
<ApathyFed> ginta, oh man! corporate raider chico!
<Chico-San> G: rather a lot of trouble just for that dood :P
<ApathyFed> ginta, plan started 7 years ago to ditch paco!
<Ginta> Fedd: Pay no attention to the dood behind the terminal!
<ApathyFed> ginta, back before there was amazon!
<pirotas> chico, you must read more dilbert comix to revolutionize the world!
<Chico-San> fed: man 7 years ago I didn't know YOU doods! :P
<Ginta> Fedd: Must be some Illuminati plot!
<UdderPpl> chico: ok..i got it..now drive back up here RIGHT NOW and get it ;)
<Chiral0> Utena meets Dilbert!
<ApathyFed> ginta, back before there was junglee, chico hatched the plan to ditch paco!
<Chico-San> udderppl: I don't think so :P I'll come get it some other time 
<Kyou_MP3z> mastermind chico!
<Ginta> Fedd: Man... if that don't take the cake!
<kken> what? chico quitting amazon already??
<Chico-San> kken: who says?
<Ginta> Who knows what's next!
<UdderPpl> chico: oh well.hope i don't lose it by then l;)
<ApathyFed> it is part of chico's master plan to get kyou into Intel and I was just a pawn!
<pirotas> chico doesnt wanna end up like laura palmer! 
<Chico-San> kken: only thing I said was, "I got some interview with veritas next week..tee hee hee"
<Kyou_MP3z> chico already makes secret income from chico-tech!
<Chico-San> udderppl: you better now :P
<pirotas> chico seen his new neighbors and it is some lady who talks to the logs!
<kken> Chico: you suck!!
<Kyou_MP3z> fedd: =8O
<Chico-San> kken: man only reason you're not all rolling in it cause you don't wanna do that type of shit! stop complaining!
* Chico-San kicks kken in his Liberal Arts nadz
<ApathyFed> oh man, chico running in that amazon postcard in kken's paper cut!
<kken> Chico: well fuck you!
* Chico-San munches on some In 'n Out burger
* kken logs off all pissed off now
<Chico-San> oh man..this is too funny
<Kyou_MP3z> kken just wants some plush seattle apartment complex so he can scream in bed with some seattle chicks!
*** kken has quit IRC (FUCK YOU CHICO!)
<Kyou_MP3z> wahahaha
<ApathyFed> gahahahahahaha
<Chiral0> oyasumi-nasai
<Ginta> Man... Chico prolly planned alla Ken's tantrum...
<Ginta> Got rest of Ken's life already laid out in file #352366.
<pirotas> man it is all chicos fault for getting kenken fired!
<Kyou_MP3z> kken probably having convulsions right now!
<Raider3> kken got fired?
<ApathyFed> ginta, chico got kken that job in the tribune just so kken coulda irc and chico gives him da cold shouler!
<Ginta> Chico has Ken's wife already planned away.
<Ginta> Fedd: :O
<pirotas> hahaha
<pirotas> man kken got fired all cos of chico! 
<Kyou_MP3z> fedd: cold shoulders! ain't they cool!
<Ginta> Berlin Wall fell all cos of Chico!
<ApathyFed> kyou, only if cold shoulders are on some cute girl that needs to be warmed up!
<Kyou_MP3z> chico telling kken, "I made you! Now I will end you! see my cold shoulder!"
<Ginta> Big Bang banged all cos o' Chico!
<ApathyFed> ginta, dissappearance of dinosaurs and crop circles all in chico's master plan!
<ApathyFed> ginta, nostradamus got all his hints from chico!
<Ginta> Hubble broke all cos o' Chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> chico probably planned all this weird weather, too! El Nino is really El Chico!
<Ginta> Russia fell all cos o' Chico!
<jubei-> Jerry SPringer gets all of his guests from chico!
<pirotas> man clinton met that monica chick all because of chico!
<Ginta> Jesus crucified all cos o' Chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> asian stock market plummeted because of chico!
<Ginta> Beatles broke apart all cos o' Chico!
<Ginta> Beatles came together all cos o' Chico!
<pirotas> it is all chicos fault!
<ApathyFed> ginta, what! russian fell, causing rubble to fall, forcing russian doodz to order books through amazon.com cause no bookstore in russia anymore, causing amazon.com to grow, hiring paco and ditching him in seattle!
<StrEEsed> Ginta destroyed the "dead sea scrolls" cause of Chico!
<jubei-> Beatles broke up cause of chico!
<Paco-Paco> bad bad chico!
<Ginta> Fedd: Man!
<pirotas> rannie burned all those berkeley guys cos of chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> goddam that chico!
<Ginta> Rannie is some bitch because of Chico?
<Kyou_MP3z> chico probably set it up that mp3 players would be delayed, too!
<emerson> what? Chico prevented mp3 players?! the bastard!
<Ginta> Some party at hotel got squish by shock troops because of Chico?
*** emerson changes topic to "It's all Chico's fault!"
<ApathyFed> ginta, oh man! the truth is known!
<Ginta> MS rose to power because of Chico!
<pirotas> nobody in this chnanel can get laid cos of chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> goddam that chico!
<emerson> I didn't win the lottery because of Chico?
<jubei-> Piro: well goddman him!
<pirotas> jubei, yeah! goddamn! 
<Ginta> I went to Jack in Box today because of Chico!
<emerson> I ate lunch at Taco Bell yesterday because of Chico!
<ApathyFed> ginta, we are just cogs in da wheel!
<Khajja> piro: I am not getting laid by my own choice Damnit!...Well, it would be nice to blame it on Chico, though.
<Ginta> Fedd: keys on da piano!
<Kyou_MP3z> I did not get my smoked salmon because of chico!
<Ginta> My prime rib was overcooked because of Chico!
<emerson> I got called to jury dooty because of Chico!
<pirotas> godamn! kyou didnt get his anime cds cos of chico
<emerson> gameman got disconnected while in the shower because of Chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> goddam that chico!
<ApathyFed> oh man! chico's fault!
<Gameman> Chico?
* Deviant wonders who the hell Chico is....
<Ginta> Everything that's PhilYee's fault is now Chico's fault!
<Raider3> My IE desktop icon doesn't work anymore... Chico's fault!
<Gameman> What the hell did Chico do?
<emerson> oh man
<Kyou_MP3z> gotta kick someone off this channel now because of chico!
<Ginta> Deviant is ignorant because of Chico!
<ApathyFed> chico masterminded everything!
<DangrBoy> man chico be making my pagemaker go all illegal operation on me ==:O
<emerson> kyou: Gahahahahahah
<Deviant> God Damn Chico!
<ApathyFed> danger, =:O
<Deviant> making me ignorant...
<Ginta> It's Chico's fault DB's computer sucks!
<GoofyGuy> Fanboys keep mailing me.....Chicos fault!
*** Deviant was kicked by Kyou_MP3z (boom! chico!)
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<ApathyFed> danger, chico exception #2!
<Ginta> Deviant has just been Chico-ed!
*** Deviant was kicked by Kyou_MP3z (at chico's request!)
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<Kyou_MP3z> see! you see! all chico's fault!
<ApathyFed> chico is a killing word!
<emerson> Barnes & Noble only open one more hour because of Chico!
<jubei-> Fed: wahhahahaha
<Ginta> curse is not cute because of Chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> yeah! chico is a killing word! =8O
<ApathyFed> chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-co! *boom*
<emerson> ch-ch-ch-chi-chiCHICHICHICHICOCOCOCO! *BOOM*
<Raider3> in fact, Modesto sucks, because it's Chico's fault! That's why San Jose is shipping all their homeless people over to Modesto! ^O^;
<pirotas> man raider3 is still a weirdo all because of chico!
<emerson> hm, feddie watched too much Dune because of Chico!
<Ginta> Chico can TOO walk over the surface of water, but he just doesn't feel like it!
<Kyou_MP3z> AX gets bigger and bigger all because of that goddam chico!
<Ginta> Ronin sucked because of Chico!
<ApathyFed> yeah! raider3 is some weirdo cause of chico!
<Ginta> It all goes back to Chico!
<pirotas> everybody thinks raider3 is a weirdo but raider3, it must be chicos fault~!
<Ginta> Superman got resurrected because of Chico!
<Kyou_MP3z> doodz all broke and wasting money on anime cause of chico!
<pirotas> man i am wasting time on IRC all cos of that damn chico!
<Ginta> chicotas!
<ApathyFed> all praise the chico!
* GoofyGuy joins the the channel #ChicosFault
<pirotas> yay!
* emerson bows and scrapes before Chico ( because of Chico)
<Ginta> Some dood in gay Hanson t-shirt bugged us in middle of night during AX because of Chico!
<DangrBoy> man chico was the one who rigged the awards so titanic won everything
<ApathyFed> danger, oh man!
<Kyou_MP3z> asian market collapsed because domestic metals went up in profit after chico spent mucho dinero on metal parts for his paintgun!
<Ginta> Titanic was gay because of Chico!
<pirotas> spice girls broke up all cos of chico
<Kyou_MP3z> Leonardo Dicaprio went bonkers because of chico!
<DangrBoy> gahaha..oh man there *IS* a #Chicosfault! :O
<ApathyFed> cause of chico!
<OrionPax> chico got namie amuro pregnant
*** ApathyFed changes topic to "Share your woes! #chicosfault"
<Kyou_MP3z> you see! you see! end of the world! millennium is near and it's all chico's fault!
<DangrBoy> pooh man! Join #Chicosfault!
<OrionPax> chico nuked france!
<DangrBoy> man it's chicos fault we're all on #chicosfault
<Kyou_MP3z> namie's baby is really chico's!
<ApathyFed> =:O
<ApathyFed> master plan again!
<ApathyFed> ditch paco and get namie preggers...all in chico's plan!
<emerson> wow, 8 people on #chicosfault
<DangrBoy> shu: Join #chicosfault!
<Shukaido> DangrBoy: Why?
<Kyou_MP3z> TRF went nowhere cause of chico!
<DangrBoy> just do it! for effect man!
<DangrBoy> #Chicosfault, where everybody knows your name, 
<Deviant> Or at least everyone knows Chico's name...
<Shukaido> This is pretty fucked up. What the hell are we blaming chico for anyways? :)
<Ginta> I just cooked pho because of Chico!
<pirotas> ginta is just some lover of whitie wimmin all cos of chico!
<Ginta> Falcon 4 is delayed because of Chico!
<Ginta> Vegetables are good for you because of Chico!

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