Here we go... like from the logfiles in the dead of night about 4am
roughly a week ago or so...
   - Logged by Touya (formerly Ginta)

[3:39] *** hyou (hyou@cse2-33.kawasaki.mbn.or.jp) has joined #anime!
[3:39] <hyou> re.

[3:40] <Chico-San> lo elder hyou
[3:40] * Chico-San shakes elder hyou around

[3:41] <hyou> it's chico of the northern wasteland!
[3:41] <hyou> formerly of CoMaF!

[3:41] <Chico-San> hyou: hey!
[3:41] <Chico-San> hyou: still member of CoMaF!!!! ;_;
[3:41] * Chico-San begs Elder Hyou to let him back in

[3:42] <hyou> I dunno... quite a strike against you to choose work over breaking in your own brand new fireplace in your brand new apartment...
[3:42] * hyou tsk tsks and ponders the situation...

[3:42] <Chico-San> hyou: it was not my my choice to make Elder!
[3:42] <Chico-San> hyou: initiate Paco lit fire without my permission!!

[3:43] <hyou> why was not the fire lit from the first hour of your moving in?
[3:43] <Chico-San> hyou: no logs
[3:43] <hyou> what day was it that the fire was lit?
[3:43] <Chico-San> hyou: er...it must have been like day 23 or so ^^;;;;;
[3:43] <hyou> why did you not immediately adjour to a nearby Safeway (which are now very often open 24 hours per day!) and buy some!
[3:43] <hyou> DAY 23!!!!

[3:43] <Chico-San> hyou: er....
[3:44] <hyou> 23 days in your new home, with a brand new fireplace, and you never thought to make a fire???!!!
[3:44] <Chico-San> yes Elder. There do be a nearby Safeway which is open 24hrs...
[3:44] <hyou> man, how did we let you IN to CoMaF in the first place!!
[3:44] <Chico-San> hyou: there was never time Elder! Never time to properly enjoy the initiating ritual!
[3:44] * hyou notes that things look very bad for our hero!
[3:44] <Chico-San> hyou :er...cause you all thought I was a cool dood? ^^;;
[3:45] <hyou> how long does it take?! a duraflame log, properly coaxed, gives forth its heat in a mere 30 minutes!
[3:46] <Chico-San> hyou: yes Elder. But my mind was not yet ready to reflect upon the holy Flame at the time...so I waited till I could properly be one with the Fire
[3:47] <hyou> the Flame burns out all impure thoughts! the Flame consumes the basest desires and coarsest distractions of Mind!
[3:47] <hyou> the Mind need not be prepared! the Flame simply IS!
[3:47] * hyou tsks again!

[3:48] <Chico-San> hyou: I am sorry Elder! I am yet young and do not know all the Holy Powers of the Flame! Please let me take proper punishment, but do not banish me from the Clan!!!
[3:48] * hyou will have to consult with the other elders...
[3:48] <Chico-San> ;_;
[3:48] * Chico-San postrates himself before Elder Hyou

[3:49] <hyou> hmm... have you done penance? have you burned the Flame long hours to make up for your long absense?
[3:49] <Chico-San> hyou: oh yes elder...many nights have I knelt before the Holy Flame and paid penence
[3:50] <hyou> we shall consider your case... as of now, you are on Clan Probation....
[3:51] <Chico-San> yes Elder. I hear and obey.

[3:51] <hyou> consider the Flame and ponder its mysteries... remember the Meat, and keep it holy.
[3:52] * Chico-San tries real hard not to laugh out loud in his apt right now...^o^
[3:53] * Chico-San will probably pick up another box of logs at costco tomorrow...
[3:53] <Chico-San> hm..too bad paco don't eat mammals...would pick up a few slaps of prime beef too .
....
[3:55] * hyou wanders off to play with FrontPage and maybe update his absolutely antiquated home page...
[3:55] <Chico-San> hyou: yeah no japanese link!
[3:56] <hyou> never wrote anything for that section... ^^;
[3:56] <Chico-San> hyou: man...even says it needs passwd! ^o^
[3:56] <Chico-San> hyou: but I enjoyed yer china page more thoroughly

[3:56] <hyou> well, it was going to!
[3:56] <hyou> anyhow, later.
[3:56] * hyou wanders...

[4:01] <Kyou_MP3z> woo woo
[4:07] *** Kyou_MP3z has quit IRC (What's wrong with your pee-pee, kken?)