Banned From Disclave
(With apologies to Leslie Fish)
Oh we checked into Disclave con in search of S&M
The only law that ruled us was to stop when we said "when"
We had a jolly session there, a good three hours or four
Now Disclave doesn't want us any more!
CHORUS:
Oh, we're banned from Disclave, everyone!
Banned from Disclave just for havin' a little fun!
We had a jolly session there, a good three hours or four,
Now Disclave doesn't want us any more!
We had the ropes,we had the whips, we had the handcuffs too.
All we needed was a place to hoist the bottom to.
There were no frames, there were no hooks, there's nothing there at all -
And then we saw the pipe upon the wall!
CHORUS
We moaned and sobbed and gasped - with glee - then came that creaking sound...
(OH SHIT!)
We stared in fascination as the bottom hit the ground.
Now aded to our arcane lore, this fact you can't disown:
Water pressure can't be stopped by hands alone!
Now fire alarms are blaring and the ceiling's fallen in
The whole con's in the parking lot, with lots of smirks and grins,
They're all pointing fingers at the people from our floor,
And Disclave doesn't want us any more!
CHORUS
Perpetrated by:
Chris Cowan
Laura Anne Gilman
Charles D. Gilland
Marina Frants
Laurie Mann
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