The tune of this song is that of the "Theme From Spider-Man".
I originally posted it to alt.religion.kibology in July of 1992 with slightly different lyrics. A couple of people pointed out that my first version left out the bridge (the part that, in the original song, starts with "In the dead of night, at the scene of a crime..."), so I added that a few weeks later. I realize that "kibological threat" has far too many syllables for the original scansion, but it sounds good if you sing all of the syllables of "kibological" in quick succession.
Kibo-Man! Kibo-Man!
Does whatever a Kibo can!
Rot-13's, greps the Net,
There's no type he can't set.
Hey there, there goes the Kibo-Man.
Can he boze? Quite a lot!
He's got more slack than Spot.
Does he post? Yes sirree:
All about Kibology.
Look out, here comes the Kibo-Man.
All across the Net, with no fear of a flame,
He's a kibological threat; if you dare, type his name!
Kibo-Man, Kibo-Man,
Postbozotical Kibo-Man!
To him, Usenet is one big tirade,
Wherever there's a cascade,
You'll find the Kibo-Man!
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