Sal B.: Your jokes are dry.
Carolyn: Should I pour water on them?

Lunch companion: Carolyn, you're very quiet today.
Carolyn: (with puzzled expression) Yes.

Stranger on irc: Are you Scanner's wife?
Clee: Scanner 's my husband.

Brian Y.: Not many people can throw you against the wall with a look.

Sister: You have strange friends. Nice, but strange.